I’m sure you already have your DVRs set, but starting on April 3, Sarah Palin’s got a new show on the Sportsman Channel called “Amazing America” and naturally it has the world’s most patriotic theme song since “Team America: World Police”‘s “America, Fuck Yeah.” (Which, reminder, was a ridiculous satire starring marionettes.) The band Madison Rising — named after President James Madison, obvi — is responsible for this hard rockin’ anthem about the badass-ness of the good ol’ US of A. It’s the perfect song for right wingers to blast at their 4th of July barbecues, while shooting tin cans and thinking of new ways to control women’s reproductive rights. Check out the lyrics after the jump! [Gawker]
We believe in the American way
We built this country called the USA
And we fly our flag cause we’re proud and free,
Red white and blue is our way of life,
Never back down from a challenge or a fight,
[unintelligible] God gives the rights,
We make up America,
This amazing America!
We fish the waters and we hunt these lands,
We forge the steel with our own two hands,
With what we’ve got we do the best we can,
From the snowy paths to the desert sun,
The dogs and the horses and our trucks and the guns,
Mothers and daughters and fathers and sons,
Home of the brave in America,
We’re in amazing America!
We might be a little crazy, get a little nuts,
But you can’t have the glory if you ain’t got the guts!
Our strength and pride and faith and trust
We like the [unintelligible] that you’ve ever seen,
We like ‘em bigger and faster and louder and mean,
Tell me: Who wouldn’t want to be