In case simply posting wedding pics on Facebook isn’t enough — and these days, apparently that isn’t enough for most people — you can now have someone LiveTweet your wedding for the oh-so-reasonable fee of $3,000. “Just in time for wedding season,” W Hotels in New York City will offer up “social media wedding concierges” to manage all things digital on your special day.
When Jessica got married, she designated a girl friend (unpaid) to post photos on Instagram all day so friends and family members who weren’t there could see all the pictures. But this W Hotels package is taking it to the extreme: the concierge will come up with a hashtag for your wedding, create and write a wedding blog, post to Vine, Instagram and Twitter for you throughout the ceremony, and even create a honeymoon Pinterest board. (Um, isn’t that the kind of thing you’d like to dreamily create yourself?) They’ll also make you a nifty social media recap so you can show the grandkids how many retweets your bouquet toss got.
I don’t have anything nice to say about this, so I’m not going to say anything at all — except please do not inundate my newsfeed with your $3,000 hashtag. [Gawker]
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