In Which A 67-Year-Old Teaches Us About Sperm Facials

"All you need is a lover…"

Best-selling author (that term is used loosely in this case), life coach, couples counselor and tantric guide Stella Ralfini reveals the secret to having radiant, wrinkle-free skin at the age of 67: lots and lots of semen masks, a soft-focus lens and poor lighting. In a brilliant YouTube video, Ralfini describes how to do the beauty treatment at home:

“All you need is a lover but if you don’t have one, you know what to do. All you need to do is, every ten days or two weeks, just both have a good time, make sure he has a good time, and when your beautiful love-making session is over, you are going to scoop this amazing sperm mask up in your fingers, put it on your face, leave it for fifteen minutes and wash it off.”


And if facials aren’t your thing, you might enjoy Ralfini’s blog, where she goes into great detail about her near death experience, her time as a PA with the Rolling Stones, and her self-published book that reached number one on the Amazon best seller list, Three Faces of Sex. The book’s description boasts, “If you enjoy erotic novels and want to turn fiction into action, Three Faces of Sex is the lovemaking manual to help you put your sensual spirit where your mouth is.” Sounds tantalizing. [Huffington Post UK]

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