So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety of factors such as sound, smell, and present company, there are many potential responses to a toot, ranging from shock and denial to unabashed pride. Here are a few common fart reactions we know all too well…
That was a truly epic fart. And you made it all by yourself. Rock on!
It’s natural to love the scent of your own gas.
Especially common with farts that sound like trumpets.
Oh myyyyy … I tooted.
Yeah baby, yeah.
What kind of beast am I?
Is that mine? Please God don’t let anyone notice.
What the hell could I possibly have eaten to cause that smell?!
Wow. Didn’t feel that one coming.
10. Extreme Embarrassment
Everyone knows I farted and I will never show my face in public again.