Source: Clare Crawley Wasn’t Picked To Be “The Bachelorette” Because She Had Sex With Juan Pablo

  • Fucking Juan Pablo in the ocean really screwed Clare: a source tells the blog Hollywood Life that she was in consideration to be “The Bachelorette,” but they were afraid they would lose viewers over her sexual behavior. As you certainly remember, Clare snuck over to Juan Pablo’s cabana one night and they had sex in the waves. (He later told Clare, “I loved fucking you.”) In the end, the source said, the producers decided Andi Dorfman was a “safer choice.” Amelia calls bullshit on this story because A) Clare is boring and no one really wants to watch her, period, and B) they rarely pick the runner-up because filming for the new season happens too soon after the other ends. [Hollywood Life]
  • Wesley Warren Jr., the man who recently had his 132 lb. scrotum removed, has died from unrelated health issues. [TMZ]
  • Add former “Laguna Beach” star Kristen Cavallari to the list of dumb-dumb celebs who refuse to vaccinate their kids because of autism fears. [Gawker]
  • A picture of Harry Styles wearing a Native American headdress has actually gotten One Directioners — who are not the most, shall we say, well-reasoned bunch — talking about cultural appropriation. Whoa. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Reese Witherspoon is launching her own “Southern-inspired lifestyle brand,” whatever that means. [Socialite Life]
  • The co-founder of Pinkberry has been sentenced to seven years in prison for a 2011 incident where he beat a homeless man with a tire iron. [Los Angeles Times]
  • 15 things to remember during your early years of marriage. [Cosmopolitan]
  • “Modern Family” star Ariel Winter, who is 16, just bought a Mercedes. Let that sink in a little. [TMZ]
  • Michael Jackson once kicked Bubbles the chimp in the stomach?!?! [Page Six]
  • Michael Lohan’s girlfriend Kate Major was arrested on Thursday night for alleged domestic abuse and a DUI. Same shit, different day. [TMZTMZ]

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