Macklemore Doesn’t Want Women To Have To Pee & Poop On Messy Toilet Seats Anymore

Macklemore feels so connected to the plight of women — having to pee and poop on toilet seats soiled by slovenly men — that he wrote an instructional, reggae style rap about how dudes can have better aim in the bathroom. His Instagram video, set against the backdrop of a toilet full of his pee, goes out all “frat bro[s] too hammered to handle [their] danglers and all the “shitty dads” fucking up “the deuce sesh” for the rest of us.

“It’s time that us men started respecting to the basin that our queens sit on!” he writes. “Let’s raise the next generation to have better aim so women don’t have to pee & poop on our pee!”

Maybe guys will listen to him. Women have been trying to explain this whole cleaning up after yourself idea for ages. Not to be a pessimist, but I think it’s a lost cause. [Instagram]