Lily Allen Lost Her Chanel Couture Wedding Gown & An Update On “Mean Girls” The Musical

  • Lily Allen has somehow casually misplaced her Chanel couture wedding reception dress, specially designed for her by Karl Lagerfeld. How does one lose such a thing? Shouldn’t it be in, like, a safe encased in glass surrounded by a moat? Oh, rich people. [Telegraph UK]
  • New couple alert: Lupita Nyong’o has been secretly dating the Somali-born actor K’Naan since September. So that’s why she’s been coy about Jared Leto. [US Weekly]
  • Not even D-listers paradise “Dancing With The Stars” wants Juan Pablo from “The Bachelor.” (And he STILL doesn’t understand why the public hates him.) [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Where would music be without Tori Amos? [BuzzFeed]
  • The Cut blog braved “Princeton Mom” Susan Patton’s tsunami of delusion so we don’t have to. [ The Cut]
  • Tina Fey confessed that the “Mean Girls” musical is still a couple years away from happening. [Eonline]
  • “Weeds” star Mary-Louise Parker said she is “very afraid” of drugs and talks about them with her kids a lot. [People]
  • Starbucks is updating their iPhone app so that they can tip your baristas up to two hours after paying for your coffee. [Engadget]
  • Father Of The Year Michael Lohan is getting sued for taking money from investors to allegedly dub the “Girls Gone Wild” videos in Spanish. Uh, is there a single human being on Earth who watches “Girls Gone Wild” videos for the audio? [Perez Hilton]

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