Martha Stewart Doesn’t Know What A Dildo Is, Let Alone How To Clean It

Martha Stewart, the original domestic diva, did an Ask Me Anything Q&A on Reddit today, fielding questions about homemaking, cleaning, etiquette, cooking and her personal life. As you might expect, the always gracious but opinionated Martha took a hard stance against such things as tattoos (“I would not EVER, EVER deface my body with tattoos”), online dating (“Old news”) and truffle oil (“It is ruinous of most recipes”), but evaded answering questions about her past, specifically her time in prison. She did, however, answer one fan’s request for sex advice.

Martha Stewart Doesn't Know What A Dildo Is, Let Alone How To Clean It

Before and after? How sweaty are you getting, Martha? Dang.

But the highlight of the AMA had to be when Jolie Kerr, author of the recently released book, My Boyfriend Barfed In My Handbag … And Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha, asked Martha a question that had been posed to her before — how do you properly clean a strap-on dildo? Martha tried to act like she doesn’t know what a dildo is, but promised that should she ever own one she would do some research. Oh Martha. If anyone needs a dildo, or a vibrator, or something, it’s you, girl. I sure hope a sex shop like Babeland is already putting together a care package. [Reddit via Jezebel]

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