Teacher Accidentally Projects Amputee Porn In Classroom, Promptly Loses His Job

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Teachers everywhere, hear this tale of porn-watching gone wrong and cower in fear. Why is it never a good idea to browse amputee porn just moments before your students arrive? Oh, because Murphy’s Law dictates that some way, somehow, the fornicating amputees will find their way onto the projector instead of your intended lesson plans and that before you even realize your grave mistake, one of your students will snap a photo and send it to the local newspaper.

This is what happened to an instructor at KV Zürich Business School in Switzerland. In a last ditch effort to save his job, he told school officials about the incident before they saw it on the news.  Sadly, although he was much beloved by his students and had no previous disciplinary offenses, the teacher was promptly fired. Amputee porn will do it every time. [Gawker]

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