RIP: Harold Ramis, 69, Has Died

  • Harold Ramis, the comedic genius behind “Candyshack” and “Groundhog Day,” not to mention one of the stars of “Ghostbusters,” has passed away at age 69. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • The full list of presenters at this year’s Oscars — airing live this Sunday night! — have been released and Brangelina, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are among the A-listers who will be on hand. [Celebuzz]
  • Justin Bieber said no to a plea deal in his DUI/drag-racing arrest, supposedly because it included mandatory drug testing. Nothing comes between Biebs and his sizzurp. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Here are eight great things that happen when you quit using shampoo. Yes, I said GREAT. And yes, I said QUIT using shampoo. Oh just click. [The Stir]
  • There’s a special, extra fucking hot place in hell for the person trying to kill pets with poisonous meatballs. [Huffington Post]
  • 52 text messages dudes actually want to receive. Uh, why isn’t “pick me up some tampons, please” on this list? [College Candy]
  • “Tits a Wonderful Life” and other Oscar-worthy porn puns. [Tres Sugar]
  • Sperm! Here are 10 crazy facts you maybe didn’t know about his little swimmers. [Your Tango]
  • Today in things that will make you scared of staying in hotels ever again: the horrifying realities of a bed bug infestation. CRINGE. [Cracked]