Product We Hope We’ll Never Need: Pantyliners For Your Butt

“The Butterfly Effect” is a sci-fi thriller starring Ashton Kutcher, yes. But it’s also the phrase used to describe the relief one feels when she knows her underwear are protected from skid marks. As advertised in a recent issue of Martha Stewart Living, Butterfly body liners (or poopliners, as I prefer to call them) are a “new kind of discreet protection from ABL” (accidental bowel leakage). The caption next to the smiling model, Renee age 53, reads:

“It’s hard to believe such a little thing could make such a big difference. Talk about a butterfly effect.”

Important question: Are there kegels you can do for your butthole so you never have to experience the butterfly effect? [Jezebel]

Tags: butterfly, poop