February is the month of luuuurve, which means bed springs will be breakin’ all over the place. But before you start playing your “Getting It On Grooves,” you should probably know what your sex playlist says about you—and what it might say to your partner. Is it filled with slow jams? A little bit of everything? Check out your profile after the jump.
Classic Panty Droppers
Songs May Include: Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing,” Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up,” Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together,” Mariah Carey’s “Fantasy.”
What This Means: You’re logical, confident, and predictable. Your idea of foreplay includes Egyptian cotton sheets, scented candles, and sensual massage oils. You like it sweaty and steady in missionary position, and it’s even better when you can watch yourself do it in front of a mirror. A passionate lover from start to finish, you are a master at reading your partner’s signals and always make sure they finish first.
Mushy Love Songs
Songs May Include: Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You,” Eric Clapton’s “Wonderful Tonight,” Brad Paisley’s “Then,” The Righteous Brothers’ “Unchained Melody.”
What This Means: You’re thoughtful, passionate, and cheesy (sorry, you are). The slower you and your partner can undress each other, the better. You like “lovemaking” with dim lighting, classy lingerie and favor the spooning position. After doing the deed, you insist on feeding each other fruit and falling asleep to … surprise, more spooning. A romantic at heart, you have sex that’s meaningful, sensual and like a scene straight out of “The Notebook.” Well done.
The Raunchy Romp
Songs May Include: R.Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet,” Ludacris’ “What’s Your Fantasy,” Warrant’s “Cherry Pie,” Flo Rida’s “Whistle,” Rihanna’s “S&M.”
What This Means: You’re adventurous, daring, and a freak between the sheets. Foreplay and undressing takes too long, so you opt to skip it all and just get busy. A fan of hardcore, doggy-style fucking that involves as many toys, whips and spanks as possible, you’re a great lay. It can be intimidating. The good news? You’re confident, skilled in the sack, and always make your partner feel sexy as hell.
A Collection of Top 40
Songs May Include: One Direction’s “Story of My Life,” Outkast’s “Roses,” Taylor Swift’s “22,” Lana Del Ray ‘s“Summertime Sadness,” LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy And I Know It.”
What This Means: You’re carefree, laid back and, dare we say it, lazy. You have a laissez fair attitude towards sex. If, how, and where it happens, it happens. And hey, you like Top 40, so he/she must also like Top 40. Although your partner may detest the awkward boy band songs, you’re trendy and roll with the punches. You’re not opposed to spontaneity and happy to follow your partner as long as they lead.
Songs May Include: Ed Sheeran’s “Give Me Love,” Patrick Swayze’s “Hungry Eyes,” Bruno Mars’ “Just The Way You Are,” Jason Derulo’s “Talk Dirty,” Luke Bryan’s“Crash My Party,” Imagine Dragons’ “Demons.”
What This Means: You’re creative, spontaneous and a bit scattered. From kinky “50 Shades of Grey” fuckery to slippery shower sex and long nights of erotic lovemaking, you’re down for it all. People are drawn to your wild side, but are surprised to learn you’re a big sap underneath it all. Not particularly skilled in one area of sex, you pride yourself on being a proficient across the board.