Miley Cyrus Hates Kids, Loves Weeds, Thinks Y’All Dress Like Vanna White

Miley Cyrus Hates Kids, Loves Weeds, Thinks Y'All Dress Like Vanna White

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the new issue of W magazine, looking rather unrecognizable — Donatella Versace-esque, I think — thanks to bleached eyebrows and longer hair. Inside the mag, Miley flashes a nipple and expounds on both the usual topics (weed, dating) and some new ones (her feelings about kids, for example) in an interview with dreamy Ronan Farrow (ugh, jealous) . Check that nip and some choice quotes, after the jump!

On children:

“I don’t love them because, I mean, I think I was around too many kids at one point—because I was around a lot of kids. They’re so fucking mean. Sometimes I hear kids with their parents, and I want to go over and, like, smack them myself…Like if they meet me, they’ll be like, ‘Mom, don’t you know how to use an iPhone? Like, can you take the picture?’ I’m like, ‘Dude, if I ever talked to my mom like that when I was a kid, I would have had no phone, no computer, no TV, no anything.’ And so, yeah, kids are just mean.”

On dudes and dating:

“Guys watch too much porn. Those girls don’t exist. They’re not real girls. And that’s like us watching romance movies. That’s girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist. … [Guys] just try too hard with me, and it’s just like, ‘I don’t need you to impress me. I don’t want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants.’ I hate sitting down for dinner! You don’t have to do that to me! You don’t have to take me on trips! I literally just want to chill here! That’s why I’m, like, not trying to jump into a relationship…I love my music so much, and I love what I’m doing so much that that has become my other half—rather than another person.”

On criticism: 

“I don’t give a shit. I’m not Disney, where they have, like, an Asian girl, a black girl, and a white girl, to be politically correct, and, like, everyone has bright-colored T-shirts. You know, it’s like, I’m not making any kind of statement. Anyone that hates on you is always below you, because they’re just jealous of what you have.”

Miley Cyrus Hates Kids, Loves Weeds, Thinks Y'All Dress Like Vanna White

On fashion:

“I just don’t get what half the girls are wearing. Everyone to me seems like Vanna White. I’m trying to tell girls, like, ‘Fuck that. You don’t have to wear makeup. You don’t have to have long blonde hair and big titties. That’s not what it’s about. It’s, like, personal style.’ I like that I’m associated with sexuality and the kind of punk-rock shit where we just don’t care. Like Madonna or Blondie or Joan Jett—Jett’s the one that I still get a little shaky around. She did what I did in such a crazier way. I mean, girls then weren’t supposed to wear leather pants and, like, fucking rock out. And she did.”

On having nothing to prove:

“You know, I’ve made my money. If no one buys my album, cool. It’s fine. I’ve got a house, and I’ve got dogs that I love. I don’t need anything else. … Maybe [the legends] succeed because they don’t have anything to prove. They’re just doing it because they love it. I hope I’m like Dolly—where I’m just still going at 75.”

On marijuana:

“I love weed. I just love getting stoned. I just want it to be back to where it’s, like, organic, good weed.”

On water:

“I think water’s, like, a really important thing.”

On the environment:

“I’m so scared the sky’s not going to be blue anymore. It’s going to be black from all the shit.”

[W Magazine]

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