This Is A Picture Of Harry Styles’ Ass, You’re Welcome

  • Here’s a picture of Harry Styles’ bare ass as he pees in a random bush. NICE TUSH. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Kim Kardashian posted a sweet photo of her cuddling baby North West on Instagram, but, in my opinion, there’s too much Kim and not enough North! That baby is cute and I need more to coo over. [Celebuzz]
  • So … how did things go on Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici’s long-awaited wedding night? Us Weekly purports to have details. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Chocolate toothpaste? Really? [The Stir]
  • Valentine’s Day is mere weeks away, so you might want to get some new lingerie for the supposedly romantic occasion. Here are lingerie options for all different types of couples. [Tres Sugar]
  • Tonight is the season finale of “American Horror Story: Coven” — here are 20 signs you’re obsessed with the gruesome, creepy show. [Your Tango]
  • Two pretentious fuckwits were arguing over whether poetry or prose is better and one of them stabbed the other because Darwinism. [Newser]
  • Live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IS UPSETTING to me and that’s all I have to say about it. [The Blemish]