Craigslister Tries To Sell His “Very Real And Relatable Couch” With The Endorsement Of Lena Dunham

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  • Would you buy “the Lena Dunham of couches”? [Celebuzz]
  • Teenagers snorting Smarties has to be both the lamest way to get “high” and the saddest waste of candy EVER. [Celebuzz]
  • Star magazine is claiming that Tori Spelling is MARRIED TO A MONSTER and I was like, “Oh my god, like the Loch Ness Monster? Or an ogre? Who knew?!?!?” But sadly no, they just mean Tori’s husband Dean, who is apparently going on drug and cheating binges with men and women. MONSTER!!! [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • You’ll be relieved to know that Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, the stars of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie, “have chemistry.” That will come in handy during the butt plug scene. Just kidding, Anastasia and Christian never actually used the butt plug, which was a huge disappointment to me. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Jennifer Lopez is unapologetic about always needing to have a man in her life. [Your Tango]
  • Chloë Grace Moretz – Hit Girl in “Kick Ass” — wants more women as leads in superhero franchises, so she can watch them and play them. [The Mary Sue]
  • The weird news headline of the day is one I can’t even really understand: “Punk Rocker Goat Dies At Age 10.” [Huffington Post]
  • Quentin Tarantino’s new script leaked and he’s so upset that he’s no longer going to make the film. [Newser]
  • Oprah ain’t mad that she didn’t get an Oscar nod for her role in “Lee Daniels’ The Butler.” [Hello Beautiful]
  • I’m in Los Angeles this week and my brother is dog-sitting Lucca at my apartment, so this article on beauty products men love to steal from women is very relevant to me, as I considered telling my bro not to use my good shampoo on his stupid hair. [The Stir]
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