“You Embarrassed Mommy!” Said Kate Gosselin, As Expected

  • After yesterday’s disastrous “Today Show” interview, Kate Gosselin was heard backstage scolding her 13-year-old twins, “You embarrassed Mommy!” I thiiiink you embarrassed yourself, hon. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Sources have confirmed to Us Weekly that our worst fear has been realized: Johnny Depp really is off the market, as he and Amber Heard got engaged “a while ago.” [US Weekly]
  • The world’s last female Munchkin from “The Wizard of Oz,” four-foot-tall Ruth Robinson Duccini, died yesterday at 95. [The Wrap]
  • Future romantic adaptations of classic literature. The Old Man And The Sea as “So Much Seamen,” anyone? [The Hairpin]
  • The raunchy German (obvs) teen sex novel Wetlands is now a film and it’s debuting at Sundance. [The Daily Beast]
  • Conan O’Brien hangs out with his interns, sort of. [PopBytes]
  • Five reasons sex makes you smarter! (Note: who you sleep with does not necessarily make you smarter, in fact he is probably the primary reason you do dumb shit.) [Em & Lo]
  • Despite our ardent hopes and prayers, Justin Bieber probably won’t be deported for his recent criminal activity. Because he’s rich. And white. [Feministing]
  • Prince Harry is a helicopter pilot no longer. Harry, you can helicopter into our hearts anytime. [People]

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