The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The reviews on Amazon are often a treasure trove of hilarity, but occasionally they are both amusing and educational. For example, I had no idea until today that if I were to eat a handful of Haribo sugarless gummy bears, I could expect my insides to turn into hot lava. According to the hundreds of reviews for the candy on Amazon, these gummy bears are incredibly tasty going in and incredibly painful coming out. As I’m a journalist, I plan on finding and ingesting these bears myself to confirm the validity of the reviews. I have a very strong and regular constitution, so if these Haribo sugarless gummies manage to give me “projectile diarrhea so foul and so watery it could have gone through … nylons,” as one reviewer described, you’ll know they’re to be avoided. I’ll report back! In the meantime, check out some more of the hilarious reviews of these unintentional laxatives after the jump! [Amazon via Slightly Viral]

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

The Amazon Reviews For Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears Are Disgustingly Hilarious

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