Gisele Bundchen Doesn’t Own A Hairbrush

  • Gisele Bundchen doesn’t own a hairbrush. Like really. “In my job you have to remember people are brushing my hair every day,” she said. Oh, we remember. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Kanye West supposedly slugged that 18-year-old jerkoff who called Kim Kardashian a “n****r lover” and other slurs 30 times. Shit. [TMZ]
  • Here’s the inevitable Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Fallon parody about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and the ‘Bridgegate.’ scandal [Huffington Post]
  • Wait, Jennifer Lopez and her backup dancer boy toy Caspar Smart split? How did I miss this? [US Weekly]
  • Robin Thicke and the family of Marvin Gaye have settled their lawsuit over similarities in Gaye’s work and “Blurred Lines.” [New York Daily News]
  • “Harry Potter” star Rupert Grint said watching Shia LaBeouf do acid put him off drugs forever. Shia got naked and kept seeing an owl. [Guardian UK]
  • Ashley Olsen and Oliver Peoples CEO boyfriend David Schulte are dunzo. [US Weekly]
  • The First Lady said she hasn’t ruled out plastic surgery. No, Michelle, no!  [Daily Mail UK]
  • After an arrest for cocaine possession inside Justin Bieber’s home yesterday, his friend Lil Za got arrested a second time inside the police station when he vandalized a pay phone. Ugh. I can’t with these idiots anymore. [TMZ]
  • “Teen Mom”‘s Jenelle Evans said she doesn’t regret her abortion at all. Hear, hear! [The Stir]
  • Prince Harry taking his girlfriend Cressida Bonas to a burger joint only makes me love him even more. [People]
  • Alexander Wang is doing his New York Fashion Week show in Brooklyn, which means fashion people will need to go to an outer borough. Has Anna Wintour ever ridden the subway in her life? [Fashionista]

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