Fetch your old prom dress out of your closet and fix yourself a dry martini, because the Golden Globe Awards are back and it’s about to get all kinds of fancy up in this bitch.
But our pithy, genius commentary about Bradley Cooper’s perm and Sofia Vergara’s accent that magically keeps getting thicker and thicker would be nothing without our vocal, equally as inappropriate fans.
Tune into NBC TONIGHT at 7 p.m. EST, follow @TheFrisky on Twitter and use the hashtag #SpinGlobes to get in on the action. From the moment the stars arrive on the red carpet ‘til the last drop of booze is sipped, we’ll be there to give you a play-by-play.
See you then, you fancy thang, you.