Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears Deemed Too Sexy For French Daytime TV

  • Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball” and Britney’s video for “Work B**ch” are not to be shown on television in France before 10 p.m., according to the CSA. [Newser]
  • Kinky sex is out, vanilla sex is in. Better get practicing your missionary position. [Em & Lo]
  • Sex is hard. You need quick fixes. Here are some hacks to make things easier. Like, wearing socks when you do it. In missionary position, of course. [Nerve]
  • Oh yes, do tell us, Farrah Abraham, what’s on your list of credentials for future potential boyfriends! [The Stir]
  • Nicole Kidman got naked for Jimmy Choo’s latest ad campaign. [Celebuzz]
  • What do women really think of the dating app Tinder? I’ve used it a bit and the only thing I really like is that it tells you if you and a potential match have Facebook friends in common. [Your Tango]
  • This thief hid a bunch of stolen jewelry in his rectum. Anyone know if contact with fecal matter diminishes a diamond’s value? [Huffington Post]
  • A woman’s advice to men on what to do if the women they’ve just boned didn’t orgasm. [Modern Man]