This New Year’s Eve Missed Connection Is Just Pissy

With the pretty lights and copious booze, New Year’s Eve is the ideal setting for romance to bloom. Or, at least, to cop a drunken feel.

All you have to do is make sure you don’t piss all over yourself…

Allow me to present to you a Craigslist missed connection from Bloomington, Indiana, posted on New Year’s Day. It is really something … uh … special:

You – 5’8 scruffy, glasses, wearing a blue hoodie outside the Vid and I asked you for a lighter. You lit my cigarette and we talked about our wishes for the new year. We heard the countdown starting and decided to stay outside. I started to cry and you kissed me, and then we started to make out. After a minute I felt something warm and realised that you pissed yourself. I pushed you away and that’s when you ran but I wish you had stayed. You peed on me but it’s OK! I just want to know who you are! Please reply and when you do tell me why I started crying so I know it’s you – if you remember.

Hey, I understand the appeal of a scruffy beard. I really do! But that blue hoodie must have really been something else for Crying Countdown Girl to want to see him again. “You peed on me but it’s OK!” isn’t just a thing ladies say. At least not on a first meeting. In fact, it’s downright gross. But, hey, LOVE. Good luck, you crazy kids! If anyone can make it, it’s you two.


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