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Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Man With Two Penises Tells All!
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Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as both “100 percent functional,” explained to curious Redditors that he was born with a condition called Diphallia and “did NOT absorb a twin.”(If you think you can handle it, here is very NSFW pictorial proof of his double phallus — both flaccid and erect.) Oh, but that was just the beginning of what he explained. As you can imagine, there were more than 10,000 questions — some of them predictably dumb, like “Can you write your first and last name in the snow simultaneously?”  and many of them similar to what you must be asking yourself right now like, “How does he pee?” We’ll get to that, but first, let’s explore this little tidbit he dropped in FAQ:

“I am bisexual and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman, but have permission to stray only with James Franco… wherever he is.”

I have a strong suspicion that James Franco would be into it. James? After the jump, I’ve included his answers about a few of the things you’re probably most curious about and a few you may not be, like how impressive his helicopter is. I couldn’t resist.


On how he cums:

“My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful…they both cum at the same time, but if you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time. ;)”

On whether or not his partners enjoy his condition:

“I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol”

On how he pees:

“yup and its not tricky, ive pee’d from both all my life. ;)”

On how his erection happens:

“always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.”

On how he has sex with his boyfriend and girlfriend:

“my bf and gf can take both in them, so it’s pretty standard. but in the past with partners who had smaller or tighter holes, i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both. ;)”

On how women react to it:

“varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol”

On his penis moves:

“lol if im totally soft, [my helicopter] impressive. getting them to go different directions, thats something I’d love to be able to do, but cant.”

[Reddit via BetaBeat]

[Photo from Shutterstock]

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