Be My Boyfriend: North Carolina Politician Who Submitted His Resignation Letter In Klingon
Dear Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell,
Actually, I guess I should say ex Indian Trail Town Council Member David Waddell, because you officially resigned from your position yesterday. I’m not in the habit of propositioning politicians, especially politicians who are resigning in order to stage a write-in campaign as a Constitution Party candidate, but it’s the way you resigned that caught my attention. See, you didn’t just submit a normal letter of resignation. You wrote your letter in Klingon as an “inside joke.” The mayor called it “unprofessional.” I call it brilliant.
What do you say we start a relationship where we never talk about politics and I don’t vote for you but we practice speaking Klingon together and make our “Star Trek” action figures hump? Sound good?