What’s So Crazy On Katie Holmes’ Phone?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 2, 2014

Katie Holmes and daughter Suri Cruise spent the New Year’s holiday down in Miami, laying poolside and gabbing with friends. In this photo, Katie is captured showing a friend something on her phone that inspired that friend to make a truly incredible face that’s the perfect blend of “oh shit,” “eww” and “are you serious?” What, pray tell, do we think she’s looking at? My guesses: a particularly heinous photo of Scientology nut job Kirstie Alley; a blind gossip item about a famous actor and kinky gay sex; a YouTube video of Tom Cruise singing a guitar ballad he wrote asking that Katie forgive him and take him back. Your turn! [Photo: Splash News]