Archive: Aug 2013

John Earl Eutzy Allegedly Masturbates, Rotates Outside Convenience Store

This isn’t your typical meat spin.
John Earl Eutzy, 37, is accused of taking himself for a spin outside a convenience store in Fort Walton Beach, Fla., the North West Florida Daily News reported. And no, it was not a Kum & Go.
Police say Eutzy was standing outside the store Tuesday when he unzipped…

Huffington Post Weird News / August 29, 2013

A Critical Development In Snack Technology

The description on these mitten-like hand truck shovels says, “Turn your tyke into the action figure of his dreams with an ingenious, slip-on shovel that lets him bulldoze through playtime! Ideal for unleashing the joys of backyard building, beach digging and sister teasing. Bring them to the beach for easy scooping and sand-castle building. HandTrux shovel…

Julie Gerstein / August 29, 2013

Billy Ray Cyrus Totally Woulda Been Twerkin’ If He Had A Foam Finger Like Miley

Billy Ray Cyrus on Miley’s twerkin’ at the VMAs, according to Miley’s Twitter: “Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did.” [Twitter]
As for Miley’s fiance Liam Hemsworth? According to The New York Post, “Liam really does care about Miley, but her…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 29, 2013

A Comprehensive Guide To Fall Handbags (All Under $300!)

It’s that time of year again. I’m not even going to say it. I will say, however, that we’re getting dangerously close to the point where it no longer makes sense to be carrying around tiny, brightly colored messenger bags and dainty clutches. No, my friends, we are officially within reach of carry-all hour. It&#8217…

Rachel Krause / August 29, 2013

Lena Dunham Hopes Her Boobs Never Outstay Their Welcome

“I always hope that I’ll know when I no longer need to show my breasts for good. Like I’ll know when to pack it in and put a bra on. That is my prayer to the universe. But then, maybe it will be really important that I do it when I’m 60. Who knows? I…

Ami Angelowicz / August 29, 2013

Study Says Haters Gonna Hate No Matter What

Haters aren’t just gonna hate, they have to hate according to new research published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology. The study looked at people’s “dispositional attitudes,” which are not simply a function of the thing someone’s evaluating, but rather an indication of the person evaluating them. Put in simpler terms, it’s the…

Ami Angelowicz / August 29, 2013

Frisky Eats: The 6 Commandments Of Healthy Snacking

I’ve been trying to eat healthier lately, which has made me realize that I’m a terrible snacker. I either don’t snack enough (because yes, snacking is good — it keeps your metabolism steady throughout the day) and am ravenous by dinner time, or I go on all-day snacking rampages that make my calorie-counting apps shake…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 29, 2013

Kris Jenner’s Talk Show, “Kris,” Has Allegedly Been Kancelled

You mean Kanye West played nice for 60 minutes for nothing?! [Radar Online]
I know you were worried, but you can rest easy now, as Kanye West and Justin Timberlake have thankfully settled their beef. [Idolator]
OH MY GOD MICHELLE OBAMA GOT HIGHLIGHTS! [People]
Read the full transcript of the address President…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 28, 2013

Etsy Offers Tasteful, Rape-Positive “You’ve Just Been Roofied” Glass

Ain’t nothing like a date-rape joke, especially when it involves dishware, right? Etsy seller ThatGlassStore is selling a customized sandblast-etched drinking glass that reads “you’ve just been roofied” on its bottom. Because, as the store explains in its product description, “This glass holds a surprise for the unexpected person drinking from it.” Yes, rape certainly…

Julie Gerstein / August 28, 2013

That’s A Lot Of Look: Rihanna’s Camo Onesie

And here we have Rihanna strutting through the airport in a camo onesie — and kind of, somehow making it work. Is anyone surprised? No? Didn’t think so. Also: I just have to point out that RiRi’s looking much more amused by her own fashion choices than she was by Miley’s twerking, and I can’t…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 28, 2013

The Word “Twerk” Can Now Be Found In The Oxford Dictionary

Twerk, derp, srsly, squee and girl crush have officially been added to the Oxford dictionary. Now, try to use them all in a sentence. Go! [The Mary Sue]
Although Miley’s VMA twerking was shocking, it’s sad that the mainstream media is talking about it more that than what’s going on in Syria. [Death

Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2013

Rapist Gets 30-Day Sentence Because 14-Year-Old Victim “Seemed Older Than Her Chronological Age”

Yesterday, we told you about a story coming out of Yellowstone County, Montana: A teacher who’d repeatedly raped his 14-year-old student received a 15-year suspended sentence and was ordered to spend just 31 days in prison. Why? Because, ruled Judge G. Todd Baugh, the victim “seemed older than her chronological age.” At the time of…

Julie Gerstein / August 28, 2013

August 28: What Are We Wearing Today?

Is it sunny? Is it rainy? Is it one million degrees? YOU TELL ME. (For the record, yes, it has been all of these things today.) Aaaaanyway, I think we’re all trying to get some final mileage out of our favorite summer clothes before it’s, like, snowing and shit. Come check us out, why don’t…

Rachel Krause / August 28, 2013

Must Haves: 7 Quirky Cardigans For Fall

Would you like to inject your wardrobe with some adorkability (adorkableness? adorkablosity?) this fall? Look no further than a quirky cardigan! Whether embellished with sequined owls, printed with cute little hearts, or trimmed with lace, these sweet sweaters add interest to any outfit and will have Zooey Deschanel seething with jealousy. Click through to check…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 28, 2013

Legendary Thief Caught By Retired Archnemesis

It’s a criminal tale that reads like “Catch Me If You Can.” At its center: a thief of antique silver alleged to have burgled 500 homes over 30 years (including that of Ivanka Trump) and the retired detective who spent his career trailing him. Blane Nordahl was arrested yesterday in a small town in north…

Newser / August 28, 2013

The Creepy Face Peering Out From Cate Blanchett’s Dress Will Haunt Me For The Rest Of My Days

“Blue Jasmine” was incredible, and Cate Blanchett is a dream, and I would never, not in a million years, be caught dead saying a cross word about her, and I love and embrace this odd spiderweb dress — but GODDAMN if the weird, vague, is it really there or am I imagining this face o…

Rachel Krause / August 28, 2013

Like This, Love That: Your Music & Book Picks For The Week!

Welcome to a new semi-regular feature on The Frisky in which we comb through all the new releases in books and music, and present you with our top picks. We’re calling it “Like This, Love That” — think of it as a human “Amazon Recommends,” or that friend of yours who’s always on top of the newest

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 28, 2013

Women Want Their Boob Jobs Super-Sized, Yet Natural

A “super boob job” is defined as an increase in four or more cup sizes in one cosmetic procedure. To put that in context, it’s like going from a B cup to at least an F cup overnight. Which is insane when you think about how much extra breast weight you’d be carrying on your…

Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2013

Style Stealer: Olivia Wilde’s Not Afraid Of “Paws”

As soon as I saw Olivia Wilde strutting her stuff in dark skinny jeans and an adorably ingenious “PAWS” t-shirt, I knew it was look begging to be replicated. The best part? I found her exact t-shirt for just $40, which is kind of a lot for a t-shirt, but mere pennies when compared to…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 28, 2013

Guys, If You’ve Been Slacking Off At The Gym, You Can Just Buy A Fake Torso

From the deep, dark recesses of Amazon (where all the best products lie in wait), I came across this “Silicone Muscle Man Body Suit Transformation” for the bargain price of 24,000 Yen (that’s about $250). According to the Amazon description, you should buy this self-adhesive breast plate “because it is made of silicon, muscle Muscle…

Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2013
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