Archive: May 2013

Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Put On Makeup In Front Of Baby Harper

“I can’t put makeup on when Harper’s around, because she would try and do the same immediately. … [The kids] lead a very privileged life but they don’t get everything they ask for. We always tell them how lucky they are. [Cruz once asked], ‘Why is it good to be famous, mum?’ and my answer…

By: Rachel Krause / May 30, 2013

Awful Woman Complains She’s “Too Pretty” To Marry Her Fiance

Love, sweet love — it’s basically a transactional agreement between two people who believe that they’ve successfully traded upon their skills and abilities to find a suitable mate. No? That’s not your definition of love? What about if you’re really, really pretty? And maybe you think you could find a richer, more successful man by…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 30, 2013

Girl Talk: Marriage Freaks Me Out

My parents got divorced when I was almost too young to remember. I carry only brief images of the time surrounding their divorce. My mother, in a red dress with polka dots, kneeling down to meet me at my level as I squirm in a chair, legs swinging above the floor. “I’m going away for…

By: Megan Reynolds / May 30, 2013

Woman Claims She Got Herpes From Trying On Rihanna’s MAC Lipstick

So, you guys, this is basically my worst fear EVER: a woman says she got herpes from using a tester tube of lipstick! Starkeema Greenidge of Harlem attended a Rihanna concert earlier this month, where the makeup brand MAC was holding a popup shop and selling Rihanna’s new RiRi Woo lipstick. Like many a woma…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2013

Anne Hathaway Goes Back To Brown After Rocking Platinum Hair

Well, it looks like Anne Hathaway is back to brown following a brief dalliance with a platinum pixie, which she first debuted at the Met Ball. I don’t have very many thoughts about Anne, and when I do they rarely defect from shhhh, Anne, shhhhhhh, but I have to say I’m kind of disappointed that…

By: Rachel Krause / May 30, 2013

Mommie Dearest: It Sometimes Takes A (Virtual) Village

I’m not going to sugar coat it: Sometimes, this whole parenting gig can be pretty damn hard. Yes, parenting is rewarding and wonderful and absolutely special. But it can also be completely terrifying and difficult and frustrating. And, despite all the parenting books that line the shelves of bookstores, there’s truly no one manual to…

By: Avital Norman Nathman / May 30, 2013

El Salvador’s Supreme Court Refuses To Allow Sick Pregnant Woman Beatriz A Lifesaving Abortion

Beatriz, a 22-year-old woman in El Salvador with severe health problems, was refused a lifesaving abortion of a fetus with severe birth defects by the Supreme Court of El Salvador yesterday. The country has a strict ban on all abortions, regardless of any threat to the health or life of the mother. Beatriz, who ha…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2013

Wedding Photos Are Fun When Someone’s Good At Photoshop

I don’t know what’s better — this obviously Photoshopped photo of a dinosaur attacking some random wedding party? Or the nerdy comments on Reddit about the T-Rex: “Their eyesight is based on movement. 2nd girl on the left will be the only survivor.” [Uproxx via Reddit]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2013

Frisky Eats: 10 Refreshing Lemonades And Iced Teas

As the summer temperatures slowly climb to their sweltering highs, you can’t beat a cool glass of lemonade or iced tea. Want to add some new flavors to your summer beverage roster? Grab some ice cubes and a Pinterest-approved mason jar and click through for 10 refreshing recipes!

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 30, 2013

Grumpy Cat Is Getting Her Own Movie

Grumpy Cat is headed to the big screen. Like “Garfield” before him her, the famous Internet cat — whose real name is Tardar Sauce — will be anthropomorphized and able to speak. I reckon he she might just say, Y’all bitches are crazy. Even The Frisky’s Chief Cat Lady (and that is saying something) Julie…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2013

Vagina Killer: Vaseline Body Armor

Vagina killer is the term I use for anything that kills a lady’s libido upon contact. For me, these things include any song by the Dave Matthews Band, long, pointy-toed dress shoes and now, Vaseline body armor. Let the record reflect that these petroleum jelly body suits are part of an art piece by South…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 30, 2013

The 16 Raunchiest Nail Polish Color Names Of All Time

Nail polish names have always been a source of the giggles — “You Don’t Know Jacques”? “Friar, Friar, Pants On Fire”? “Don’t Socra-Tease Me”?! So ridiculous, yet genius, there’s even a blog devoted to the dumbest nail polish names ever. But those names pale in comparison to some of the shades I found with names so raunchy…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 30, 2013

Lean In Asks, What Would You Do If You Weren’t Afraid?

What would you do if you weren’t afraid? That’s what LeanIn.org, the organization established by Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg, author of Lean In: Women, Work And The Will To Lead, wants you to ask yourself. Would it be calling yourself a writer or a musician? Would it be asking for more money? Would it be standing…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 30, 2013

Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Are Lookin’ Good

Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a moment to admire and appreciate my favorite couple in all of Hollywood, life, and the world. Ron Swanson and grade-A bitch Tammy 2 (or, you know, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally) are everything.

By: Rachel Krause / May 30, 2013

8 Lies That You’re Allowed To Tell In Bed (in GIFs)

Despite our best efforts to dispel stigmas when it comes to sex, a new study published in the journal of Sex Roles found that men and women are still lying about their “number” just as much as they were a decade ago. Researchers found that, when hooked up to a lie detector, men reported fewer…

By: The Frisky / May 30, 2013

Former Child Star Mara Wilson Explains Why So Many Of Them Go Crazy

Remember the little girl from “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Matilda”? Her name is Mara Wilson and she went to NYU and now works as a writer. She’s also pretty darn smart, as is evident from her piece on Cracked explaining seven reasons why child stars go crazy. Basically, it comes down to their parents not…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2013

Hot Links: “Human Centipede 3″ Casting News! Plus, Adam Levine Is In Trouble With America

I have no words to describe how excited I am that Eric Roberts, estranged brother of actress Julia Roberts, will star in “Human Centipede 3″! As a friend of mine said, Julia is now one degree away from a 500-person, ass-to-mouth ‘pede. [Next Film]
Maroon 5 hottie Adam Levine is facing a backlash…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 29, 2013

Dylan Sprouse Explains Why He and Cole Sprouse Left Disney

Selena Gomez had something to do with it.

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2013

Children’s Network Debuting “SheZow,” A Show About A Gender-Bending Crime Fighter

The Hub, a children’s network, is soon debuting an Australian cartoon called “SheZow” about a 12-year-old boy who morphs into … a girl! Gus turns into SheZow, a superhero girl, when he says “You go girl!” and suddenly becomes clad in a purple skirt and pink gloves. And yes, conservatives are losing their mind…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2013

Republican Staffer Tries To Get “Hot” Lady Democrat An Internship On The Hill

To: Tour Coordinators
Subject: Hot D Intern Prospect

One of my friends from college, [sic] just graduated and is trying to intern on the Hill this summer. She is a smoke show from FSU, but she happens to be a Dem so I’m having trouble finding her a spot. She’s a smart…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 29, 2013
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