Archive: May 2013

Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Put On Makeup In Front Of Baby Harper

“I can’t put makeup on when Harper’s around, because she would try and do the same immediately. … [The kids] lead a very privileged life but they don’t get everything…

Rachel Krause | May 30, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Awful Woman Complains She’s “Too Pretty” To Marry Her Fiance

Love, sweet love — it’s basically a transactional agreement between two people who believe that they’ve successfully traded upon their skills and abilities to find a suitable mate. No? That’s…

Julie Gerstein | May 30, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Girl Talk: Marriage Freaks Me Out

My parents got divorced when I was almost too young to remember. I carry only brief images of the time surrounding their divorce. My mother, in a red dress with…

Megan Reynolds | May 30, 2013 - 1:00 pm

Woman Claims She Got Herpes From Trying On Rihanna’s MAC Lipstick

So, you guys, this is basically my worst fear EVER: a woman says she got herpes from using a tester tube of lipstick! Starkeema Greenidge of Harlem attended a Rihanna…

Jessica Wakeman | May 30, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Anne Hathaway Goes Back To Brown After Rocking Platinum Hair

Well, it looks like Anne Hathaway is back to brown following a brief dalliance with a platinum pixie, which she first debuted at the Met Ball. I don’t have very…

Rachel Krause | May 30, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Mommie Dearest: It Sometimes Takes A (Virtual) Village

I’m not going to sugar coat it: Sometimes, this whole parenting gig can be pretty damn hard. Yes, parenting is rewarding and wonderful and absolutely special. But it can also…

Avital Norman Nathman | May 30, 2013 - 12:00 pm

El Salvador’s Supreme Court Refuses To Allow Sick Pregnant Woman Beatriz A Lifesaving Abortion

Beatriz, a 22-year-old woman in El Salvador with severe health problems, was refused a lifesaving abortion of a fetus with severe birth defects by the Supreme Court of El Salvador…

Jessica Wakeman | May 30, 2013 - 11:40 am

Wedding Photos Are Fun When Someone’s Good At Photoshop

I don’t know what’s better — this obviously Photoshopped photo of a dinosaur attacking some random wedding party? Or the nerdy comments on Reddit about the T-Rex: “Their eyesight is…

Jessica Wakeman | May 30, 2013 - 11:20 am

Frisky Eats: 10 Refreshing Lemonades And Iced Teas

As the summer temperatures slowly climb to their sweltering highs, you can’t beat a cool glass of lemonade or iced tea. Want to add some new flavors to your summer…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | May 30, 2013 - 11:00 am

Grumpy Cat Is Getting Her Own Movie

Grumpy Cat is headed to the big screen. Like “Garfield” before him her, the famous Internet cat — whose real name is Tardar Sauce — will be anthropomorphized and…

Jessica Wakeman | May 30, 2013 - 10:40 am

Vagina Killer: Vaseline Body Armor

Vagina killer is the term I use for anything that kills a lady’s libido upon contact. For me, these things include any song by the Dave Matthews Band, long, pointy-toed…

Ami Angelowicz | May 30, 2013 - 10:20 am

The 16 Raunchiest Nail Polish Color Names Of All Time

Nail polish names have always been a source of the giggles — “You Don’t Know Jacques”? “Friar, Friar, Pants On Fire”? “Don’t Socra-Tease Me”?! So ridiculous, yet genius, there’s even…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 30, 2013 - 10:00 am

Lean In Asks, What Would You Do If You Weren’t Afraid?

What would you do if you weren’t afraid? That’s what LeanIn.org, the organization established by Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg, author of Lean In: Women, Work And The Will To Lead, wants…

Jessica Wakeman | May 30, 2013 - 9:40 am

Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Are Lookin’ Good

Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a moment to admire and appreciate my favorite couple in all of Hollywood, life, and the world. Ron Swanson and grade-A bitch Tammy 2…

Rachel Krause | May 30, 2013 - 9:20 am

8 Lies That You’re Allowed To Tell In Bed (in GIFs)

Despite our best efforts to dispel stigmas when it comes to sex, a new study published in the journal of Sex Roles found that men and women are still lying…

The Frisky | May 30, 2013 - 9:00 am

Former Child Star Mara Wilson Explains Why So Many Of Them Go Crazy

Remember the little girl from “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Matilda”? Her name is Mara Wilson and she went to NYU and now works as a writer. She’s also pretty darn…

Jessica Wakeman | May 29, 2013 - 8:00 pm

Hot Links: “Human Centipede 3″ Casting News! Plus, Adam Levine Is In Trouble With America

I have no words to describe how excited I am that Eric Roberts, estranged brother of actress Julia Roberts, will star in “Human Centipede 3″! As a friend of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 29, 2013 - 7:30 pm

Dylan Sprouse Explains Why He and Cole Sprouse Left Disney

Selena Gomez had something to do with it. …

Jessica Wakeman | May 29, 2013 - 7:00 pm

Children’s Network Debuting “SheZow,” A Show About A Gender-Bending Crime Fighter

The Hub, a children’s network, is soon debuting an Australian cartoon called “SheZow” about a 12-year-old boy who morphs into … a girl! Gus turns into SheZow, a superhero…

Jessica Wakeman | May 29, 2013 - 6:30 pm

Republican Staffer Tries To Get “Hot” Lady Democrat An Internship On The Hill

To: Tour Coordinators
Subject: Hot D Intern Prospect

One of my friends from college, [sic] just graduated and is trying to intern on the Hill this summer.

Jessica Wakeman | May 29, 2013 - 6:00 pm
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