Archive: Mar 2013

Boston College Halts Condom Distribution

Boston College students are facing possible discipline for distributing condoms both on- and off-campus. The school, a Jesuit college, no longer wants birth control distributed on its campus because…

Jessica Wakeman | March 29, 2013 - 5:40 pm

A Vibrator Fit For IKEA — Plus, Brush Up On Your Porn Lingo

Clearly they need to start selling this vibrator at IKEA. [Em & Lo]
The worst hookup mistakes a woman can make, like calling the guy the wrong name.

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 5:20 pm

HIV-Positive? You Probably Don’t Want To Be In Kansas Anymore

My college best friend and I coined the term “bipolar week.”  It was used to describe a week filled with both overwhelmingly amazing events and truly terrible moments: winning a…

Sarah Gray | March 29, 2013 - 5:00 pm

In Which I Am Pretty Darn Sure That Most Gamers Are Fine With Female Protagonists

Last week, the Penny Arcade Report interviewed Jean-Max Morris, creative director of the upcoming female-led game Remember Me. After going into the game’s cyberpunk roots, Morris discussed the publishers who wanted nothing…

The Mary Sue | March 29, 2013 - 4:50 pm

In Which We Catch Up With Katherine Chloe Cahoon, Musical Theater Savant & Flirting Expert

If you have been on this thing called The Internet for a few years, you might remember a lil’ lady by the name of Katherine Chloe Cahoon. A few years…

Julie Gerstein | March 29, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Meet Natalie Foster, The Woman The NRA Thinks Will Make You Buy A Gun

This week, the National Rifle Association debuted Natalie Foster as the new video commentator for its website, the NRA News Network, to drum up support for the Second Amendment.

Jessica Wakeman | March 29, 2013 - 4:20 pm

Astrology 101: 5 Reasons You Might Not Identify With Your Zodiac Sign

We’re constantly talking about astrology and asking random people what their signs are (we can’t help ourselves!), and one thing we hear all the time is “I don’t feel like…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger & Katelyn Kollinzas | March 29, 2013 - 4:00 pm

There Are Now Bacon Condoms To Go With Your Bacon Lube

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Ryan Gosling Easter Is On!

Easter has almost arrived! Here’s a good reason to forgo church, drunk brunch or whatever happens to be your usual Easter Sunday tradition — hunting for Ryan Gosling! Or, more…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 29, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Style Stealer: Jessica Hart Is Almost Ready For Spring

If you’re wondering how to transition your wardrobe from winter to spring, take a cue from model Jessica Hart, and try pairing bright spring colors (lavender jeans? Yes, please!) with…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 29, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Kirsten Dunst Thought That Kissing Brad Pitt Was “Disgusting”

If you’ve spent much of your life jealous of Kirsten Dunst for getting to kiss Brad Pitt in Interview With the Vampire, this may make you feel better: She didn’t actually enjoy it.

Newser | March 29, 2013 - 2:50 pm

Today In Florida Blunders: Sheriff’s Office Distributes Phone Sex Number To Victims Of Sexual Assault

How the best laid plans do folly: A Florida sheriff’s office accidentally distributed a phone sex line number to victims of sexual assault. I’ll repeat that. A Florida sheriff’s office

Julie Gerstein | March 29, 2013 - 2:40 pm

Former Republican Senator Says Male Legislators “Shouldn’t Even Vote” On Abortion

Former three-term Senator Alan Simpson of Wyoming is an equal opportunity critic, throwing judgement at both President Obama and his own Republican party.  He’s known to be blunt with his opinions…

Sarah Gray | March 29, 2013 - 2:20 pm

Animal Advice For 6 Common Sex-Related Freak Outs

The downside to getting laid, if there has to be a downside, is dealing with the aftermath. Once the guy has gone home, it’s just you and your vagina left…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Has There Been A Reconciliation Among “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”? Perhaps, Perhaps

Not for nothing, I love these crazy screaming harpies and their intense hair and makeup routines. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” is perhaps the most bombastic of all the…

Julie Gerstein | March 29, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Stole 42,000 Pounds Of Cheese

Dear Veniamin Balika,

Let me preface this love letter by saying that I understand that stealing is wrong and don’t condone it. But I can’t help but be…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Princeton Grad Warns Undergraduates To Find Their Husbands Now, Because The Rest Of The World Is Too Dumb

Princeton graduates, in my experience, have been the most insufferable bunch of Ivy League braggadocios to ever walk this Earth. People I know who went to Yale, Harvard or Columbia…

Jessica Wakeman | March 29, 2013 - 1:00 pm

The Man With The World’s Longest Penis Has Advice For Jon Hamm

“I’m willing to bet his problem is his balls … Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine. I prefer constriction myself…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2013 - 12:40 pm

You Choose It, We Write It!

It’s time for another round of “You Choose It, We Write It,” in which we pit two ingenious topics from the Content Idea Generator against each other and let readers…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 29, 2013 - 12:20 pm
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