Archive: Feb 2013

The Moment You Knew You Could Never Screw Him Again (Illustrated In GIFs)

You can usually whittle it down to a specific moment. I’m talking about the moment when you know you can never, ever, ever fuck a guy again. It has little to do with emotion or intellect or how nice he is. It’s a mandate issued directly from your vagina. It’s visceral. Unarguable. And once she’…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 27, 2013

A Star Magazine Cover You Will Certainly Never Ever See

What if tabloids snarked on men’s bodies–like Quentin Tarantino, Gerard Depardieu, Rob Kardashian and Gerard Butler, featured here–the way they constantly snark on women? Instead of mag covers deriding “stars without makeup” or telling us who has the best and worst “beach bodies,” we might see covers on the most egregious beer bellies in Hollywood…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 27, 2013

Morrissey Thinks Straight Dudes Are Ruining Everything

“War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 27, 2013

10 Totally Non-Awkward Activities To Do Alone

The other day I was talking to a friend of mine who is newly single, and he told me he was having trouble finding stuff to do on his own that didn’t feel awkward. “I find myself going to movies alone all the time,” he said, “but I’m sure there are other activities for single…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 27, 2013

Disney Video Games Shows They Know Exactly What It’s Like To Be A City Girl

The fabulous career as a fashion designer! The penthouse apartment! The closet filled with clothes!

Oh, yes, Disney, this is exactly what being a “City Girl” is like.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 27, 2013

An Imagined Interview With Hungry Jennifer Lawrence (In GIFs)

Jennifer Lawrence is on top of the world now that she’s won her first Academy Award for her role in “Silver Linings Playbook” — and I was lucky enough to sit down for a (fake) interview with the incredibly likable, funny and, it seems, always hungry actress. Check it out after the jump!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 27, 2013

Michelle Williams And Jason Segel Are Dunzo

Nooooo! Michelle Williams and Jason Segel have broken up. Boo! We liked them as a couple. [Us Weekly]
Whoopsies! Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King has resigned after her porn tape surfaced. [Gawker]
Kathy Bates is joining “American Horror Story” season three! Yay! [Entertainment Weekly]
A former NYC restaurant employee dishe…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2013

“Jeopardy” Had A “Binder Full Of Women” Category!

Monday night’s episode of “Jeopardy” included a category called “Binder Full Of Women” which included questions about Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and other women you can presumably find in Mitt Romney’s binders. [ABC News]
Walmart is being sued by women in Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana and Michigan who say they…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2013

Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” Song Celebrates Rape Scenes & The Infidelity Diet

Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” song was a fail in countless ways. But especially because many of the pairs of boobs he referenced were “seen” in rape scenes. [Newser]
And on that note, MacFarlane has promised never to host the Oscars again. A promise I plan to hold him to. [Just Jared]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 26, 2013

“The Bachelor” Recap: The Final Three Get Whittled Down To Two…

Well, the journey is almost over. Last week, Bachelor Bronze visited the final four’s hometowns and sent sweet Des packing because he was totallys cared of her tattooed brother. This week, it’s time to get the romance on, as Sean and the final three travel to Thailand so Sean can bang all three women o…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2013

Iceland Considers Restriction On Extreme Pornography

Better start hoarding your cum shot videos and bondage now, Icelanders!  The government of Iceland is considering a ban on Internet pornography that depicts “violent,” “hateful,” and “degrading” content in an effort to keep children from being exposed to that material.

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2013

Well Played: Solange Proves Once Again That She Is No Mere Style Mortal

Banana yellow and peachy orange is a difficult combo for most everyone. But not for Solange, because she is some kind of superhuman style heroine, capable of pulling off even the most bright and garish color combos. Somehow she makes this otherwise untenable combination look chic and completely current. The very definition of well played. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]…

By: Julie Gerstein / February 26, 2013

Must Haves: 8 Awesome Embellished Sweaters

Stores are starting to fill with strapless summer dresses and tiny denim shorts, but in most parts of the country, it’s still very much sweater weather. A sweater with some kind of little embellishment–sequins, studs, pearls, beads–will help you add texture and interest to your last winter outfits and easily transition into spring. Click through…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 26, 2013

Jennifer Lawrence Falls Into An Imaginary Ad

Jennifer Lawrence cemented her status as an adorable klutz when she fell up the stairs on the way to accept her Oscar for Best Actress. But her televised tumble was somehow also kind of graceful and gorgeous, wasn’t it? Tumblr user i-nsan proved that point by re-envisioning J.Law’s embarrassing moment as a striking ad for Christan Dior,…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 26, 2013

Ben Affleck’s Dreamy Oscar Beard Is No More

Ben Affleck reportedly grew his stately beard as a good luck charm for the awards season, and while it didn’t secure him a Best Director nomination, it did get his movie an Oscar for Best Picture. All in all, not bad for a good luck beard, right? But now it seems Ben’s famous facial hair…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 26, 2013

Milan Fashion Week Fall 2013 Ready-To-Wear: Days 1-6

The last of the big-name shows culminated last night after six days in Milan, with today’s events devoted to little-known up-and-coming Italian designers. Today marks the start of the most fashion-y fashion week of all: Paris! We’re summing up Milan with Gucci, Alberta Ferretti, Prada, Versace, Roberto Cavalli, and Giorgio Armani, after the jump…

By: Rachel Krause / February 26, 2013

Model Cara Delevingne Trademarks Her Name, Will Plan Run For Office Next

Love her or loathe her (and some people do), there’s no denying that Cara Delevingne is fashion’s “It” model du jour. The 20-year-old debutant known for her devilish bushy eyebrows and lineage as pure as the driven snow — her grandfather is Sir Jocelyn Stevens, publishing magnate and former chairman of English Heritage — first…

By: Rachel Krause / February 26, 2013

Girl Bitten By A “Racist” Bull Terrier

When Sean Norman’s bull terrier slipped into Pam Nkosi’s yard and bit her seven-year-old daughter, she felt that it was an act of racism. “I feel that the dog is racist. The way it behaved. It shows that it was not familiar with other races,” Nkosi said.

Norman initially denied that his dog…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 26, 2013

20 GIFs That Prove Jennifer Lawrence Makes The Best Facial Expressions

It’s safe to say that we, and really the entire world, is kind of obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence right now. I didn’t even really like “Silver Linings Playbook,” but I was still pretty stoked that she won the Oscar for her performance. Maybe that’s because Jen seems like such a nice, normal, funny, unscripted young…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 26, 2013

Nope, Blackface Is Still A Terrible Idea, Fashion Industry

This spread in Numero magazine is a headscratcher. Why did they hire a white model and cover her in brown makeup instead of just hiring a brown-skinned model? Or is she supposed to be a white woman in Africa who is, for some reason, Tanning Mom-level tan? Numero likely knew that photographing a 16-year-old white…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 26, 2013
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