Archive: Feb 2013

Today In Terribleness: Mom Murders Son Because Of “Small Penis”

A mother in Indonesia confessed to murdering her son because she was concerned that his “small penis” would ruin his future prospects. The 38-year-old drowned the boy in the bathtub,…

Ami Angelowicz | February 28, 2013 - 11:20 am

Etsy Spotlight: 10 Fabulous Flower Necklaces

I saw a little cluster of purple tulips starting to grow next to the sidewalk the other day and I almost started crying. Spring is officially on the way!  Get…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 28, 2013 - 11:00 am

Honey Boo Boo Is Selling Girl Scout Cookies Over Facebook

Alana Thompson from “Here Comes Honey Boo” is seizing upon her 700,000 to be the best damn Girl Scout ever. This will be a shipping nightmare, yet I’m relieved…

Jessica Wakeman | February 28, 2013 - 10:42 am

7 Ways To Get Your Funny Back

Recently, Ami and I were talking and she asked if I could help her get her funny back. If you read this site, you know that Ami is usually a…

Ami Angelowicz & Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 28, 2013 - 10:00 am

Mexican Town Bans Slutty, Slutty Miniskirts & Gay, Gay Cross-Dressing

Because no man in the history of the world has ever been able to control his rape-alicious sexual urges, a Mexican town has banned women from wearing slutty, slutty miniskirts.

Jessica Wakeman | February 28, 2013 - 9:40 am

I Could Look At Nicholas Hoult All Day Long, But That Would Be Both Creepy And Unproductive

Feeling slightly less than dazzling this afternoon? Me too. (It’s really grey and rainy and horrible outside and my hair is frizzy; what’s your excuse?) [Um, Rachel wrote this yesterday

Rachel Krause | February 28, 2013 - 9:20 am

The 10 Best Screaming Goat Music Videos

Yesterday was the best day of my life. Want to know why? Because I discovered this video mashup of Celine Dion singing “All By Myself” with a screaming goat. I’d…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 28, 2013 - 9:00 am

The Oreo Separator Machine Will Either Make You Cheer Or Cry

Motivated by his extreme dislike of the center of an Oreo cookie, physicist David Neevel built  a robot-like machine that separates the cookie from the creme. Neevel slaved away for…

Ami Angelowicz | February 28, 2013 - 8:30 am

A Food Blogger Gets Down & Dirty With The Worst Food From The ’50s

I know we, as a culture, eat a lot of disgusting things these days — but if 1950s cookbooks are anything to go by, it was even worse then. Virtually…

Julie Gerstein | February 28, 2013 - 8:00 am

Taylor Swift Gets Parodied For A Good Cause!

There is a great parody of Taylor Swift’s “22” floating around the interwebz.  Rather than finding inspiration from ex-boyfriends this song takes aim at a different set of pathetic…

Sarah Gray | February 27, 2013 - 6:00 pm

Perez Hilton Adopted A Baby Boy, Hell Freezes Over

Perez Hilton has a baby boy?!? The man who made his career on doodling cum drizzling out of Miley Cyrus’ mouth and posting up-skirt photos of her announced on…

Jessica Wakeman | February 27, 2013 - 5:45 pm

Sorry, Mooches, You Ruined Fashion’s Night Out And Now It’s Over

So this is what they mean when they say “this is why we can’t have nice things”: Fashion’s Night Out is dunzo, folks, and it’s all your fault. No, I’m…

Rachel Krause | February 27, 2013 - 5:20 pm

February 27: What Are We Wearing Today? (Video!)

Sommmmmmeeeeeone is wearing YOGA PANTS. I feel sexually harassed. Anyway, watch our video above to find out who is throwing their nearly nakedness in my face and what the rest…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 27, 2013 - 5:00 pm

10 Dumbest Porn Sex Myths

One of our brave dumb reporters talked to real porn stars and did hardcore research into the world of adult film to bring you a new photo gallery exposing 10 porn

TruTV | February 27, 2013 - 4:50 pm

The Cast Of That New “Oz” Movie Is Pretty Good-Looking — Plus, Meet Their Characters!

Hey, check out the cast of “Oz the Great and Powerful” at the Russian premiere in Moscow! Mila Kunis looks gorgeous, and let me tell you, I am so relieved.

Rachel Krause | February 27, 2013 - 4:40 pm

Lena Dunham’s Secret “Zero Dark Thirty” Audition

God love her, but Lena Dunham has a particular way about her. Which is why Chelsea Davison’s spot-on impersonation of Dunham auditioning for the movie “Zero Dark Thirty” is so…

Julie Gerstein | February 27, 2013 - 4:20 pm

Beauty Breakdown: Facial Contouring 101

What is this “contouring” that makeup artists and celebrities speak of? I see it all the time — that subtle shadow right under their cheekbones, lifting their faces, enhancing their…

Rachel Krause | February 27, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Conservative Writer Compares Ashley Judd To Todd Akin

Ashley Judd was compared to Todd Akin by conservative writer for The Daily Caller, Alex Pappas. Seriously?

Ashley Judd’s name has been floated around as possible Democratic candidate

Sarah Gray | February 27, 2013 - 3:40 pm

Confirmed: It Is Possible For A Kids’ Sneakers Commercial To Make You Want To Vomit

These sneaker wedges are totally cool. This commercial that’s been running on MTV? Not so much. Sketchers’ two-inch-high sneaker wedges are called Daddy’$, pronounced “Daddy’s Money,” and the tweens in…

Jessica Wakeman | February 27, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Photographer Captures Man Beating His Girlfriend In Startling Photo Essay

This sent shivers down my spine.  A moving photo essay by the photographer Sara Naomi Lewkowicz on TIME magazine’s website follows a young couple’s relationship, culminating in the man beating…

Jessica Wakeman | February 27, 2013 - 3:00 pm
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