Archive: Nov 2013

This Man Is Selling One Of His Balls So He Can Buy A New Car

What would you be willing to do for a new car? Perhaps your answers range from sensible (take on some part-time work to earn extra dough) to over-the-top (buy scratch tickets until I hit it big!).  Crazy dude, Mark Parisi, is taking it a step further. On the TV show “The Doctors,” Parisi announced that…

Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2013

Frisky Drinks: 10 Thanksgiving Cocktails To Get You Through The Day

Thanksgiving is so much better when day drinking is involved. A few cocktails in, and suddenly you and your estranged brother are back in bonding mode, you’re brushing off your aunt’s annoying questions, and all your mom’s passive aggressive comments sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher gibberish. Awesome. Whether you choose a light champagne cocktail for your Thanksgiving pregame,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 26, 2013

LeAnn Rimes Is In A Twitter Fight With Her Ex-Husband Over Gay Remarks

I don’t think LeAnn and Dean have spoken since their divorce, really, but the words they’re exchanging now aren’t all that friendly. Apparently LeAnn retweeted a photo of herself and Sheremet the other day, which the original poster had captioned: “Remember the good old days when @leannrimes was just a chubby country bumpkin married to a…

Evil Beet Gossip / November 26, 2013

Julia Roberts Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too “Cool” To Assume America’s Sweetheart Title

There’s no questioning whether or not everybody loves Jennifer Lawrence, or whether or not she is deserving of this widespread love. She’s beautiful but in a way that seems of this earth, genuinely, unabashedly funny, compassionate, and eschews the starving-starlet mold — essentially, everything the America of 2013 wants out of a female celebrity. But…

Rachel Krause / November 26, 2013

Poll: Would You Ever Have Holiday Sex In Someone Else’s Home?

With Thanksgivukkah quickly approaching, it’s time we put the turkey and menorah talk aside for a moment to focus on something super important: your sexytime situation.

For those of you who are coupled up, the holidays often mean traveling with your significant other, either to visit your family or theirs, to enjoy the…

Katie Oldenburg / November 26, 2013

RIP Society: Sydney Leathers Is Getting Labiaplasty, Selling Excess Labia Skin Encased In Lucite

It’s been a few months since we’ve heard from Sydney Leathers, sexting pal of Carlos Danger/former New York City mayoral candidate Rep. Anthony Weiner, and she’s back with a bang!  According to an extremely creepy dude on TMZ, Miss Leathers is getting labiaplasty on her vulva and will auction off the excess labia skin encased…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

9 Occasions In Which It Is Totally Okay To Channel Stassi Schroeder From “Vanderpump Rules”

I love a reality TV villain. Going all the way back to the first season of “Survivor,” when I rooted for Richard Hatch to win, my favorite reality TV stars have always been the conniving and backstabbing ones, who toss out razor-edged insults without fearing the consequences. Remember how much I loved Courtney Robertson during…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 26, 2013

Report: Alec Baldwin Fired From MSNBC Over Gay Slur

Alec Baldwin is reportedly losing his MSNBC talk show, “Up Late With Alec Baldwin,” following a suspension for allegedly calling a paparazzo a gay slur, according to Page Six. Earlier this month, the “30 Rock” star allegedly called the photographer a “cocksucking fag.” Page Six claims MSNBC’s parent company Comcast has decided to nix the…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

Sandra Bullock Is Savoring Her Single Status

“If [a relationship] should come along, great … But I feel like I’m not missing anything yet. Maybe one day I will. But my son is three years old, which is an amazing age. Four is an even better age. So if something happens, great, but if not, I’ve got plenty to do…Life is a…

Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2013

9 Thanksgiving Games (And The Hazards That Come With Them)

Ahh, Thanksgiving.

Every year families and friends gather together to give thanks and stuff their faces with as much turkey and cornbread as possible without imploding. But after the potatoes have been plopped into Tupperware and the nightcaps are a-flowin’, it’s time to whip out the group-friendly activities. Game time, bitches.

The Frisky / November 26, 2013

Poor Patch The Puppy Has To Go Around Looking Like Adolf Hitler All The Time

Not cute: Hitler. So cute it should be condemned: Patch, the puppy who bears an irrefutable, if unfortunate, resemblance to the Nazi leader. With his black “mustache” and a large dark area covering the left side of his head, the French bulldog/shih tzu cross could almost be mistaken for the dictator, if he weren’t a…

Rachel Krause / November 26, 2013

Florida School Threatens To Expel Black Student Unless She Straightens Or Cuts Her Hair

Faith Christian Academy in Orlando, Florida, has forced 12-year-old Vanessa Van Dyke, a Black student who rocks a mane of natural hair, to either straighten her hair or cut it off — or be expelled.

The school claims her hairstyle is in violation of the school dress code, which says, “Hair must be…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

Dating Don’ts: 4 Tips For Surviving A Turkey Dropping

Turkey dropping is a cute-sounding name for an awful phenomenon: getting dumped on or right before Thanksgiving. It’s particularly common for high school sweethearts who go off to separate colleges and realize right around Thanksgiving break that they want to “keep their options open.” This happens in the adult dating world as well, when the…

Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2013

You Should Boycott Louis Vuitton Because Kanye Said So

Kanye West just ordered us all to boycott Louis Vuitton. We know you were planning on buying at least six logo-covered Speedy bags on your lunch break this afternoon, but you’d better hold off on that for a few months, because Kanye says so and Kanye is the boss of you. Read more on The Gloss…

The Gloss / November 26, 2013

Miranda Lambert Addresses Weight Loss Rumors In True Miranda Lambert Fashion

“Though I NEVER care what the tabloids have to say about me… I wanted to address this certain story they are running this week and set the record straight. I DID NOT have surgery to lose weight. That is ridiculous. I lost my weight the healthy and good old fashioned way. Watching what I eat…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 26, 2013

Do Not Want: A Picture Frame Made Of Placenta

January Jones and other new mothers have been known to eat their placentas or swallow them in pill form, to the disgust of some. For those who don’t want to go so far as to ingest this fetal organ but still want to memorialize it, artist Amanda Cotton presents another option: a placenta picture frame.

Ami Angelowicz / November 26, 2013

True Story: A Photoshopping Site Stole My Selfie Off Instagram And Gave Me A “Makeover” [UPDATE]

UPDATE, 5:40p.m.: @photoshop_fantasy has issued an apology on their Instagram page, although it appears all the same images are still up :
Hello lovely followers! We want to apologize for the inconveniences this account has caused with the unadvised photoshops. We deleted them and promise to not do these again without permission. What we did…

Carrie Nelson / November 26, 2013

Mall Santa Arrested For Groping Elf

A mall Santa in Massachusetts was arrested for allegedly groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf. [AP]
White House party crasher Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon from Journey are marrying on December 15 in a three-hour-long live Pay-Per-View event. [TMZ]
Kate Middleton’s hair stylist James Pryce has been fired from doing her…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

9 Things About Going To A Concert That Made Me Feel Super-Old (In GIFs!)

Sunday night, I had the privilege of seeing Kanye West in concert at Madison Square Garden. Creative and sonically amazing and fantastical … BUT YOU GUYS, IT WAS ALSO KIND OF BIZARRE.

There was someone dressed in a monster suit, and a volcano which exploded halfway through the show, and women with nylo…

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013

I Want To Go To There: The Hot Chocolate Pedicure

Chocolate, almonds, and cocoa powder sound like the makings of a decadent treat. And also a pedicure.  Oh, yes: the hot chocolate pedicure is here. Maria Bonita Salon, located in New York City’s SoHo neighborhood, is offering an indulgent hot chocolate pedi. First, you soak your tootsies in cocoa, almond oils, and Dead Sea salts.

Jessica Wakeman / November 26, 2013
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