Archive: Jul 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Out Of Rehab, Hired A “Sober Coach”

Be careful on the roads! Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. She's been sentenced to 15 months of therapy. Can we extend that a little longer? [US Weekly] She has also reportedly hired a "sober coach." [InTouch] "Modern Family" actress Ariel Winter's mother has lost her bid…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

How To Help Marissa Alexander, Jailed In Florida For Firing A Warning Shot At Her Abusive Husband

We haven't forgotten about Marissa Alexander, an African-American mother of three who fired a warning shot at a wall — not a person — to scare off her abusive husband. Her husband had a restraining order against her, yet she was sentenced in May to 20 years in prison. Did I mention she i…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

Today In Terribleness: High School Dean Accused Of Having Unprotected Sex With 4 Students

Malik Taylor was the dean of the Business of Sports School, a high school in midtown Manhattan. But in May, he resigned after admitting to "inappropriate sexual relations" with four students. And that's not all: Taylor confessed to sexually harassing students and asking one of them to purchase pot for him. Apparently, Taylor had bee…
By: Julie Gerstein / July 31, 2013

6 Ways Smart Technology Has Made Things Dumber

People are pretty technology-happy these days. We pore over rumors and specs on technology websites, we stand in line to get the newest gadgets, and we beat up people who dare own phones a couple years out of date. New technology isn't just anticipated, it's damn near fetishized. Witness the growing trend of "unboxing," YouTube…
By: Cracked / July 31, 2013

Sharon Osbourne Says Justin Bieber Doesn’t Realize He’s “Not Black”

Does anyone else think this quote from Sharon Osbourne about Justin Bieber is, well, racist? "I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem. "  So Justin's admittedly obnoxious teenage behavior of late is evidence that he thinks he's black? DA FUCK? [Evil…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2013

Well Played: Kate Hudson Is Making Acid Wash Work

The Hudson-Bellamy family arrived at LAX yesterday, and mama Kate was wearing a pair of seriously acid washed skinny jeans that, for whatever reason, I actually really like. Is it because she paired them with thoroughly modern black pumps and a simple white tank top? Or is it because I'm blinded by baby Bingham's cute…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 31, 2013

Lawsuit: 15-Year-Old Girl Kicked Out Of Summer Camp For Kissing Boy

A family filed a lawsuit yesterday against Camp Emerson, in Hinsdale, Massachusetts, because their 15-year-old daughter was kicked out of summer camp for kissing a boy. The suit, which refers to the Westport, Connecticut, teenager as "Jane Doe," said she met the boy o…
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

Quick Tip: Soothe An Itchy Mosquito Bite With A Hot Spoon

Last weekend, I went to New Hampshire where mosquitos feasted on the back of my arms and the tops of my feet. I literally had matching bites on the backs of both of my arms, which must be a particularly delicious part of my body. Needless to say, I was scratching like I had…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 31, 2013

Jennifer Aniston Would Tell Her Thirty-Year-Old Self To Get Her Ass To Therapy

"Go to therapy. Clean up all of the shit. Clean up all of the toxins and the noise. Understand who you are. Educate yourself on the self. You can undo a lot of things. If you're not happy, you can become happy. Happiness is a choice. That's the thing I really feel. Like with friend…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 31, 2013

July 31: What Are We Wearing Today?

How have we reached the end of July already? I say this every summer, but seriously, this summer is going by soooooo much faster than any other summer ever. Dislike. Click on to see what we're wearing today, including the Champion workout gear Jess and I are rocking for an upcoming episode of Trainer…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2013

Is Solange Set To Play Aaliyah In An Upcoming Biopic?

Word on the street is Beyonce’s little sister is trying her hand at acting. Rumor is Solange landed her first major role as R&B princess Aaliyah an upcoming biopic. According to All Hip-Hop.com, the solo star went out for the role earlier this month and she found out she received the part this week. “She…
By: Hello Beautiful / July 31, 2013

Mom Leaves “Please Stop Masturbating” Sign For 13-Year-Old Son

Puberty is rough — rougher still when you ignore your mother's warnings to stop wiping jizz on her nice bathroom towels. If this Redditor's 13-year-old son doesn't start depositing his spank bank splooge into tissues soon, he's going to find his bedroom redecorated with Justin Bieber towels and My Little Pony decor. Way harsh, Mom.
By: Jessica Wakeman / July 31, 2013

Does Lululemon Favor Its Skinny Customers?

Although Abercrombie & Fitch has been hit hard with criticism for not carrying larger sizes in stores, they're far from the only company ignoring the plus-size customer base. We already knew anything over size 10 is considered "plus size" at Forever…
By: Mary Odell / July 31, 2013

Backstreet Boys Perform New Song On “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Sound Like Angels

Last month I gave you my second-by-second reaction to the Backstreet Boy's first single from their new album, In A World Like This. Yesterday, I told you that the whole album, which was released this week, is completely awesome, and wholly unlike any of their previous efforts (I've had it on repeat…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 31, 2013

Style Stealer (Plus!): Gabrielle Union’s Sexy Sheath Dress

I'm pretty sure I literally gasped when I saw this photo of Gabrielle Union in a retro orangey-red dress and bold gold accessories. She looks so gorgeous, doesn't she?. The neckline and shape of her dress would be great for ladies with curves, so I was inspired to find a plus-size version. Mission accomplished. Check…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 31, 2013

In Honor Of National Orgasm Day: Meet The Man Who Orgasms To The Sound Of Brass Instruments

After suffering a stroke, one questionably lucky 45-year-old man noticed something different about how he felt while listening to the James Bond theme music. According to the UK's Daily Mail, the anonymous gentleman reported feeling “orgasmic sensations” and viewing “flashing blue lights” as though he were having an out of body experience.
By: Mary Odell / July 31, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: Josh Marks, “MasterChef” Contestant Who Claimed His Soul Was Possessed By Gordon Ramsay

Dear Josh, I know it's been a hard year for you, since you came in second in last season on "MasterChef."  Look, the truth was, no matter how perfect your dark chocolate soufflé was (and it was pretty damn perfect … Graham Elliot looked like he was mouth-fucking it), you never stood…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 31, 2013

Astrology 101: The Evolution Of Your Sign

You know the people in your life who seem to have achieved inner peace and live in total alignment with their values and make you feel calm and inspired whenever you see them? Yeah, we like to think of those people as "evolved." And you know the people who seem content to stew in their…

Yes, Women Can Be Real D-Bags To Each Other

Admit it, you've had a frenemy or two in your life. We may not mean to get in these weird passive-aggressive one-upping relationships, but suddenly there you are, saying something like, "You are so brave to wear your hair like that." Here, "Happy Endings" (R.I.P.) actress Eliza Coupe and Lauryn Kahn play nasty, vindictive, totally…
By: Julie Gerstein / July 31, 2013

Let’s Play Name That Hunk!

I saw this Instagram photo of a certain boy band member and was like, shut the front door that's what his body looks like oh my god. Any guesses as to who is rocking this cut physique? Meet my new pretend boyfriend after the jump!
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 31, 2013
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