Dude Offering Free “Psychic Breast Readings” On Craigslist

Forget Tarot readings, or visiting a psychic to find out what 2014 has in store for you. A man claiming to be able to “read” a woman’s breasts and gain insights into her “Happiness, Success and even Romance” is offering his services for free on New York’s Craigslist! He discovered this magical skill when he was with a half-naked woman and out-of-the-blue he said, “Did you know I can read your breasts?” “You can?” she responded. “ok — go ahead.”

Obviously, if given the option, how could a lady turn that down? The breast reader can give you a full, “surprisingly accurate,” 90-minute exploration of your boob territory, which employs various elements and styles of touch, or do a briefer “speed reading.” Don’t all start peeling off your bras at once, ladies. [Craigslist]

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