Justin Bieber Says He’s Retiring & JWoww Is Pregnant

  • Depending on your age and taste in music, Justin Bieber either ruined Christmas or made it the best by announcing his “retirement” on Christmas Eve. [Us Weekly]
  • Us Weekly is exclusively claiming in its new issue that Dean McDermott cheated on wife Tori Spelling, who is mother to four of his young children, with a random woman named Emily Goodhand. Goodhand, who is spillin’ the beans to the mag, says McDermott told her he and Spelling has a “sexless marriage.” [Us Weekly]
  • Continuing the trend of celebrities having all the babies before I can have just one, Jenni “JWoww” Farley from “Jersey Shore” is expecting her first child with fiance Roger Matthews. Bitter feelings about my empty uterus aside, congrats to them! [People]
  • Apparently, Queen Goddess Of Everything Beyonce record 80 songs for her new album. And I need to hear them alllllll. [Gossip Cop]
  • Rachel Zoe and husband Rodger Berman named their newborn son “Kaius Jagger.” Cute! [Dlisted]
  • The Kardashians had a photo booth at their Christmas party and the pics are kind of ridiculous. First of all, no one looks complete human. Second, someone forgot to powder Kanye’s forehead because he had a festive Christmas of shine on his forehead in every photo. [Celebuzz]
  • Rihanna smoked weed on Christmas because duh. [NY Daily News]