Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 23-29, 2013

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be good at covering your tracks this week, even if you’re doing nothing wrong. Miscommunication is around every corner and emotional indecision could make you or your boo extra possessive or completely aloof. No, it’s not a week where anyone comes out the winner, but there will be enough spice to make the tension in love sizzle a little hotter.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If returning a dude were as easy as returning an ugly sweater, it would all be so easy. Beware of someone that is not hot enough wanting to stick to you like glue. While it’s sweet that you’re nice, you do not have to deal with whatever the cat drags in. Keep it honest or risk having to fight off the wrong horny guy.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can pick up any mess and glue it all back together — or at least into a functioning state. However, if what you see falling apart is that common, simplistic and thus easy to fix, why sweat it? Just find a new, stronger option. The power of lust is out for you. So, wave the flag of freedom, as hotties of all different types and worth will be out and about.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Satisfaction has no price, so don’t even worry about silly things like value or taste. After all, it’s your emotions you will have to deal with now, and there will be no shortcuts. The next few weeks will be a one-day-at-a-time situation, but ride out this phase and pass the time accordingly. This doesn’t have to be deep and it certainly isn’t painful either.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’ll be more tempting to judge people now, because everyone will be extra self-righteous— but why waste time fighting their egos? Instead, allow yourself to break away from the normal crowd and venture out on a solo adventure. Whether it’s jetting off to a beach hideaway or a few days away from your phone, know the best gift to give yourself now is solitude.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t climb too high on that high horse when dealing with someone you’ve disregarded as dull, dumb or both, because they’ve got tricks up their sleeve that could have you feeling like the dummy. However, don’t jump the gun by banking on there being connection instead of focusing on starting of one. This might be the season for giving, but not charity sex.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): A walk down memory lane with someone from your past is going to happen, which could wind up with you in a precarious position. After all, you are only human and when an emotional dam breaks, it could be too hard to close or to resist tasting its water just one more time. Brace yourself.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Look at the bigger picture and see what you need to build it up — but go with what you know has a proven track record, as it won’t fail you now. Simplify to only include what adds positive value to your life. Otherwise, risky business will result in having your panties hung out on the wrong side of town (literally or metaphorically).

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Temptation to do all sorts of lurid things will be in the air and you can either chase the dream or not. Just know, though, that when you go too far, you’ll be on your own. Yes, whatever strikes now can burn fast and intense, puttering out suddenly. Lust will be transient. However, if you keep perspective on these trial-size love affairs, they’ll keep you full until the main course arrives.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Now is the time to make bigger changes as you declare 2014 to be your breakout year. Not that you need to see your name in lights, but shifting where you lay down roots will be on your mind, as will making things work on your terms. Stop thinking and get to doing, because hesitating is so 2013.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): In the eyes of many, you’re a misunderstood weirdo, but you own it — which is something to keep in mind. This week, dealing with brats who think they’re the same as you, when they’re just over-babied, will be the bane of your existence. Brooding is not sexy and a waste of decent conversation time. Keep the clock running and shift out of neutral.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The only thing you’ll need to fight now is laziness. Not to say you can’t take shortcuts when available, but keep yourself on the move and push others along with you too. If you do, the end of this year will make all its ups and downs worth your while. Yes, a period of gratitude is in store.