Vanity Fair Rolls Over For Gwyneth Paltrow And Christmas Is Ruined

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  • Santa just dropped a big ol’ goopy turd in my stocking – Us Weekly says that Gwyneth Paltrow and Vanity Fair Editor-in-Chief Graydon Carter have “kissed and made up” which means any story the mag might do on GP is going to be boring and scandal-less. But but but but but, Santa, I asked for a juicy, scandalous, secret-filled slam piece for Christmas, remember? [Us Weekly]
  • Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy were dating, and now they are not, and the world will never be the same again. [People]
  • George Zimmerman and the girlfriend he was arrested for threatening with a firearm went to pick up their guns from the police station together. I can’t. [TMZ]
  • Can’t keep track of all of Shia LaBeouf’s incidents of glaring plagiarism? Neither can we. This rundown should help make sense of the fuckery. [Defamer]
  • Clint Eastwood is trying to get out of giving his soon-to-be ex-wife Dina spousal support. [Radar Online]
  • A Reddit love story? There’s love to be found on Reddit? I don’t buy it. [The Daily Dot]
  • Oh, the trials of two singers dating. Sometimes John Mayer and Katy Perry go full days without talking to each other because one or the other is on “vocal rest.” [Dlisted]
  • Olivia Wilde ain’t dishing about whether she’s pregnant with a boy or girl with fiance Jason Sudeikis, probs because it’s not our business and we (royal we, I mean) shouldn’t be asking. [Just Jared]
  • The $50 million lawsuit filed by Tom Cruise last year against Bauer Media has been dismissed. [Celebuzz]
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