Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We’ve All Been Waiting For (SFW)

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Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We've All Been Waiting For (SFW)
"Don't be afraid of the bottom."

Thank you to YouTube user 80gumdrops, for making this supercut of Gordon Ramsay cooking clips edited to sound like he’s giving sex tips.

Highlights include:

“Look for a robust broad…Flexible body, semi-firm breasts, bouncy. Then just lift up the skirt.”

“Three fingers. Almost treat your hand like a whisk. Push your fingers in there and it’s nice and moist and smelling very fragrant.”

“It smells like a fish. It’s strong and slightly sour, but it’s creamy and it’s packed with fucking grease.”

I’ve been wanting to write “Hell’s Kitchen” erotic fan fiction for a while, but I think I’m all set now on Gordon Ramsay dirty talk. [Buzzfeed]

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