Here Are The Gordon Ramsay Sex Tips We’ve All Been Waiting For (SFW)

Ami Angelowicz | December 13, 2013 - 12:40 pm

Thank you to YouTube user 80gumdrops, for making this supercut of Gordon Ramsay cooking clips edited to sound like he’s giving sex tips.

Highlights include:

“Look for a robust broad…Flexible body, semi-firm breasts, bouncy. Then just lift up the skirt.”

“Three fingers. Almost treat your hand like a whisk. Push your fingers in there and it’s nice and moist and smelling very fragrant.”

“It smells like a fish. It’s strong and slightly sour, but it’s creamy and it’s packed with fucking grease.”

I’ve been wanting to write “Hell’s Kitchen” erotic fan fiction for a while, but I think I’m all set now on Gordon Ramsay dirty talk. [Buzzfeed]