Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 9-15, 2013

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Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The fire in your gut is going to be burning hot — don’t let money be a barrier between what you desire. If this means putting up the dough to upgrade your life, do so, because it’ll all pay off. Investing your emotions does not just mean giving hugs and kisses — increase the physical evidence by loading up on the communal property.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Coincidences with bizarre sexual undertones will be happening, putting you in an odd position with someone unexpected. Of course, pleasure is pleasure and at the end of the day, not all have to have dire consequences. So, if you find yourself in a tricky position, say to hell with all. Go ahead, indulge.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There are many options in front of you and making a decision could be difficult. Be wary of people talking themselves up bigger than they are. Don’t get caught in their hype. Sure, it might seem solid when you’re in the whirlwind of the moment, but you know what they say, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” Avoid making this week a sad statistic.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Portion control is everything this week. If you can’t control yourself and your desires, you could end up overdoing it and by the end, a sudden purge will put you in a bad mood longer than it was worth. This week, there is too much of a good thing. Not to say what you are getting off on won’t have the miles, but setting the pace is imperative.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Not everything translates beautifully. Realize that and translate your emotions into kinetic energy. Talk through action. Being primitive in what you need to express will do wonders for your overall mood and level of efficiency. Simplicity will feel so good; by the end of the week, you may just communicate with moans/grunts and find yourself connecting to others better than ever.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re going to get a bit finicky about the things that make you feel good. What normally soothes you will only make you frustrated — and this misanthropic attitude will seep into your bedroom the fastest. So, whoever you are feeling the love for now, let them know. No one can read your mind and if you want to get it your way, you have to order it appropriately first.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Be careful of who you spend your time with this week, as their mood can become yours easily. This isn’t the time to surround yourself with unmotivated louses or brats, as they’ll send you on a spiral down to their level. Remember, this week, you are extra sensitive to picking up all sorts of crazy now, so do not seek it out.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Privacy is one thing, but being a shut-in to get it is too dramatic for this week. Instead, open up those curtains and let the sun shine in. Put on a happy face and explore your world. There are a lot of superb opportunities to get a real surprise, if you want it. So, seek out the new and welcome it into your life. From there, you’ll be blown away, literally and metaphorically.

Leo (July 23-August 22): A heart-shaped curve ball will come at you, but you’ll hit it out of the park and set a whole new level of play in motion. Yes, the games will begin, so shove as many irons as you can into the fire and play all your positions. After all, when you’re hot, you’re really hot and there’ll be no denying your ambition or passion.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’ll want to slow down. Of course, everyone around you will be frantic. While it will put you in high demand, you don’t have to respond by being at anyone’s beck-and-call. After all, why pick up the phone to hear about another’s disasters? No, it won’t make you the most popular lady, but it’ll give you back your integrity and for that, it’ll be all worth it.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Not everything has to be art. If your fairy tale isn’t rolling out the way you like, don’t get manic. There are going to be a few bumps in the road, but nothing you can’t handle. The good news: Once you get into the groove of rewriting the plot, you’ll find there is much more material to make something real out of.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Even though you don’t feel like you’re in control, you do have more than you think. So, put in extra muscle behind your motives, because you’ll see a little might can move mountains. Just don’t deny what you want, at the degree you want it, because your wishful thinking will have power and a psychic avalanche of surprises and success can be yours if you want it.

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