Awful Husband Tries To Sell Wife And Motorcycle On Craigslist

When his wife gave him an ultimatum to choose between her or his 2006 Harley-Davidson XL1200L Sportster, Bob White of Virginia decided to put both of them up for sale on Craigslist! The listing price for the hog/wife package deal (both in “excellent condition,” Santa hat not included) is $5,900 OBO, but he will consider trades. You can check out an an excerpt from the ad featuring deets on both models after the jump. Oh, and you can call or text Bob to test drive the motorcycle, but not the wife, if you’re interested. GUH. Warning: prepare to be offended.

Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition

Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)

Wife: High Mileage

Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows–see the pictures

Wife: High maintenance–and it shows–see the pictures

Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn’t need it)

Wife: Oil never changed– but is checked regularly

Sportster: Gently ridden–never ridden in the rain–stored in climate controlled garage

Wife: Rode hard, put up wet

Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) “a substantial power increase over stock”

Wife: Has too much power period

Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike

Wife: This is the expert’s only model

Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner’s riding lesson (call for details)

Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips

Wife: Beautiful edition…white with a mean streak

Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy

Wife: Don’t even go there