Let Them Eat (Wedding) Cake! Kim And Kanye Want To Marry At Versailles

  • Kim and Kanye want to marry at the Palace of Versailles. This must not be allowed, because some tacky people would have done it already. [US Weekly]
  • Orlando Bloom may or may not be dating Liv Tyler … [Celebitchy]
  • … and Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son, Michael Neeson. [Page Six]
  • Dita Von Teese struggles with how to bounce a man out of bed. “There’s no nice way to say, ‘You can’t sleep here.'” [YourTango]
  • Some anonymous woman is claiming to the gossip rag The Dirty that Kelly Clarkson’s husband Brandon Blackstock has been flirting with her over text message for five months. [The Dirty]
  • Christian Slater married his fiancee Brittany Lopez in a courthouse ceremony in Coral Gables, Florida on Monday. Mazel tov! [People]

  • Terrance Howard secretly married his girlfriend of a month. [RadarOnline]
  • Taking the stand in a fraud trial from two former assistants, Nigella Lawson said her ex-husband Charles Saatchi is out to destroy her because she didn’t defend him when he was photographed choking her in a restaurant earlier this year. [People]
  • Jay Z and Beyonce pledged to go vegan for 22 days as part of a health initiative. [Pitchfork]
  • The mayor of an Australian town said he’ll forgive Justin Bieber for his stupid graffiti if he performs at a community event. [TMZ]
  • “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has cast Christian Grey’s mama. [MTV News]
  • Chris Brown has been asked for $3 million in damages after his bodyguard allegedly beat up Frank Ocean’s cousin last January during a brawl outside a Hollywood recording studio. [Celebuzz]

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