Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of December 2-8, 2013

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Speed will matter, so don’t procrastinate. Yes, the only thing standing in the way of your wish being granted is you. Don’t forget that golden opportunities take work to attract; to be worthy of every accolade and affection you receive, be swift with showing your gratitude. Life can change in an instant, but this time around, realize you can ensure it’ll be good.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’re going to be bored out of your brains, seeing those annual traditions play out like a broken record. Yes, memories are going to be haunting you in a fussy kind of way, so find new curiosities to distract you. If you’re lucky now, you might even find one or two rabbit holes to fall through.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Call up your liveliest friends and turn the town upside down. Time to blow off serious steam and get lost inside amid a group you feel your best with — people who also appreciate diving into excess. Yes, dial up your favorite enablers and go nuts. After all, who can’t use a rock star moment every now and then to remind them who they really are?

Pisces (February 20-March 20): There are many ways to seek revenge, but choose poorly now and know it’ll be doubly detrimental. Instead, beware of conversations that turn into pissing contests. Some people don’t know how to interact with society, and are just a-holes looking for trouble. While you can’t teach everyone, setting an elegant example now will matter.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Doubts will fall away this week and it’ll be clarity all the way. With such smooth sailing, be brave enough to chase new opportunities. Crash a party or do more than ‘like’ that hot someone. Your invincibility will raging so hard, it could even make you impervious to humility. Luckily, when you’re victorious, it’s only the destination that truly matters.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Be warned, judgmental thoughts will hit like a typhoon, whirling logic and compassion off the radar. Expect to be more deeply disturbed by ideas your honey will have or by sentiments from anyone being “too nice.” Whatever. You spent most of the year pleasant and as helpful as can be. If you switch off for a few, there should be no catastrophes.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): If you want promises to stick, be official with all agreements. Start a paper trail, even if it’s minor, like deciding on a movie to see. Being a little paranoid and micromanaging now will do wonders in lowering your overall anxiety. After all, asking people not to flake shouldn’t have to be dramatic, especially if they’re really not trying to leave you high and dry.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Shadiness comes in many forms and unfortunately, most people lie about throwing it, even when called out. So, save your energy for another week and for now, put a mental red flag on anyone’s extreme level of pettiness. Soon, delusions will fade and there will be nowhere for them to hide — but no matter, when that day comes, you’ll hardly care.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There is luck in the air; don’t question it. Be reckless! Go with your impulses! Make the world around you adhere to your rules and enforce a strict code of conduct in how others should treat you. Yes, be alive! There is nothing out of reach now and the more you grab what you want, the more powerful you will be.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): If everything in the world was a fluffy kitten, irresistible beyond compare, you’d find a way not to be allergic. So, take note of the times you get irritated this week and look around to pinpoint the cause. Toxic elements are in the air and although its effects start subtle, they can soon turn chronic. Make no excuses; there are no trade-offs for discomfort now.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Everybody will be talking at once, in different conversations, paying no mind to each other and thinking they alone are right. This week, vow to listen. If you take in the info first, you’ll be able to think up a brilliant solution that could work for everyone. Yes, answers are the only thing that will make anyone stop in motion now. So, know your facts.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Having a hand to hold and a sweet honey to cuddle are beautiful things. So, no matter if you’re hooked up or not, pull someone in and feel the warmth. If you seek out these physical gestures with authenticity, you will learn much more about yourself — and remind yourself that you are human.