10 Important Life Questions Answered By Britney Spears GIFs
Thirty-two years ago today, a legendary pop star was born. It’s Britney Spears’ birthday, bitches! To celebrate Brit-Brit’s day of birth, we thought it would be prudent to answer a series of very important life questions using only the infinite wisdom of Britney Spears GIFs. Read on to get your shit sorted out by life coach Britney…
1. Britney, sometimes I feel like I’m living my life based on what other people want from me. What should I do?
2. I recently came into some money. How should I invest it?
3. What should I say to my coworker who hums constantly all day, every day?
4. Britney, my career isn’t going anywhere and it doesn’t look like I’ll be able to afford a Maserati any time soon. Any advice for me?
5. A Men’s Rights Activist told me that men are inherently superior to women. Is that true, Britney?
6. I’m worried about a new law that was just passed by my state’s legislature. What should I do?
7. Britney, I’m nervous about letting my boyfriend see me without makeup on. What should I say to him?
8. Britney, I’ve had this nasty rash on my arm for awhile. Will you take a look at it?
9. OK, nevermind about the rash thing. What should I say to my blackjack dealer when I’m dealt a 4 and a 7?
10. My high school reunion is coming up and I really want to make an entrance. Any ideas?
Thanks Britney! Here’s to 32 more years (at leeeeaast) of fabulous outfits, amazing songs, and GIF-able advice!