Sirs Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Had The Best Friendsgiving Ever

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 30, 2013

Did you really think Sir Besties Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen would celebrate the American holiday with anyone but each other? Of course not! Here’s how I imagine the big day went down, if Sir Ian and Sir Patrick channeled their alter egos, Captain Picard and Gandalf, in a confusing fashion:

Sir Patrick: Sir Ian, you’re late!

Sir Ian: A wizard is never late, Sir Patrick. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Sir Patrick: Well, whatever. Starfleet has issued a direct order to carve this bird!

Sir Ian: Hold out your hand, Sir Patrick. Remember, that wound will never fully heal. The bird will carry it the rest of his life.

Hands Sir Patrick the knife.

Sir Patrick: Well then, let’s make sure history never forgets the name … Thanksgiving.

Sir Ian: So be it. (nods head)

Sir Patrick: ENGAGE.

Carves turkey.

Annnnnd SCENE. [Twitter]