Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): There will be many uphill battles you’ll have to fight this week, because people just can’t seem to fly with your ideas. Yes, the people you want to affect will be hard to win over, but realize it’s fear not stubbornness that is behind this. While you might want write them off as wimps, be patient — acceptance will have its own timeline now.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ll have the stars on your side when it comes to romance, love and cosmic bonding. So, share your current batch of lofty ideals and see how they match up with what the object of your affection wants. Through this bonding, interesting realizations will rise to the surface, opening up opportunities you never thought could happen. So, unlock that deeper passion and say, “Hello to it all!”
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You don’t need to explain yourself every two minutes and you are not three years old. You answer to no one. So, beware of someone asking you too many questions, as their motives won’t be what you want them to be. Seems someone will be treating you like a useful information kiosk, so respond professionally instead of emotionally.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You and your baby will be in sync and it’ll intimate people around you. After all, being the power couple of the week won’t make everyone feel great about themselves. Whatever, it’s not really a contest and the more you feed into the competition, rather than just being the happiest you can be, the darker your relationship can turn.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Turn down the lights, draw the curtains and get meditative. Time to re-center yourself before you explode. Besides, nothing will feel as sexy or interesting as losing yourself in your own thoughts. If you don’t take this time, you risk being blinded by apathy. So, indulge in some sweet alone time, rather than sinking into the bitterness.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): There will be a lot of moments that could make you swoon this week, as long as you keep an open mind and go with the flow. Plus, there’s no reason to question anyone’s motives or even your own feelings. Be in the moment and get rid of all those inconsequential paranoias. After all, if you think too hard, all else will go limp.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Redefine what puts you at peace. If you insist on holding on to grudges, know you are damning yourself to futile psychological trauma in which you are your own worst enemy. Sure, forgiveness is a slippery eel, but it’s a necessary part of life and one you need to learn if you want to move forward.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Humility will be extra sexy now, if you know how to do it right. Not that you have throw yourself to the ground and beg for mercy, but when it comes to making apologies or gaining sympathy now, recognize the mistakes you’ve made while also making clear the ideals you have yet to fulfill. Yes, keep hope alive.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Show off your worldliness and take your boo on an adventure outside their comfort zone. Stimulate their imagination and make romance the motivation for all that you two do. After all, your actions will speak louder than words now and the impact will be intense. Yes, you may need to lead your horse to water just once for them to know how to swallow it deep.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Money is a bitch and if you can help it, you’d rather not talk about it. However, when it comes to love, you seem to always attract the exact opposite type. So, instead of always trying to push your way through, learn to find the midpoint. If you can find peace there, then there is half a winning chance to go the rest of the way.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Be careful of what you say and how you say it to your boo, because they’ll be listening with an extra sensitive ear now. Plus, the first person they’ll go to, to dissect what you’re saying is the person that is least likely to support you. Of course, you shouldn’t have to fight the haters, but know this is a crucial week for maneuvering your mind through this madness.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Psychic messages are coming and the signs indicate that what you want to happen will happen. However, validation is being able to touch what you wish and not just being on the lookout for its omens — damning you to chasing a dragon that, when it ultimately does show up, will only bite you in the ass, as the reality will pale in comparison to your expectations.