This Is A Video Of A Dolphin Masturbating With A Dead Fish

By: Rachel Krause / November 14, 2013

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. I have no idea why this video, which is almost a year old, has just begun making the mass rounds on the internet, but it is NOT TO BE MISSED. It’s 44 seconds of a DOLPHIN IN AN AQUARIUM MASTURBATING WITH A BEHEADED FISH, why would you ever not want to watch that? I can’t look away!!!! (Included: one palate cleanser, after the jump.) [Huffington Post]

SORRY. I’M SO SORRY. A pile of kittens for your trauma!

Kittens!