“Fifty Shades” Fanfic Makes BDSM Fantasy Out Of Rihanna And Chris Brown Abuse

Chris Brown and Rihanna

I have just one word for “author” J. Lola: taste. In this context, it is defined as the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, and this J. Lola here has approximately none of it. Lola’s e-book, “Fifty Shades of Sin,” will run you 99 cents for your Amazon Kindle and, oh, just about an eternity in the sulfurous pit of hell. The “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan fiction (no, really?) is summarized as follows. I’ll let you connect the dots.

“This is the strange story of Robyn and Chris, and how they find love in a HOPELESS PLACE. From the moment they meet, their attraction is explosive. They fall hard for each other. They crave each other every minute of the day. However, they just cant [sic] be together.

This is a story about love, but it explores the difficulties, sacrifices, and pain that love brings as well.

For fellow Robyn fans, you are going to love this!”

Robyn? Chris? A hopeless place? Robyn fans? Wait … are these characters real? I know what you’re thinking, and trust, I am thinking the same — there is a person out there, somewhere, who thought it would be a good idea to write a BDSM fan fiction story about the abusive relationship between Rihanna, whose birth name is Robyn Fenty, and Chris Brown, who, you know, TRIED TO KILL HER. WE ARE DOOMED.

“Fifty Shades of Sin” aspires to be only the first in a series of books following the couple, with the author stating at the end that readers can “follow more of Robyn and Chris’ story, all the way down to what happened that sad night of the Grammys.” Nooooo thank you. Let’s hope that J. Lola’s writing career goes the way of Charlie Hunnam as Christian before she (he? it?) gets the chance. [Daily Mail]

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