Mark Wahlberg Thinks Tom Cruise Should STFU About Acting Being As Difficult As The Military

  • A few weeks ago, Tom Cruise stupidly said that filming movies on location is as difficult as being a soldier in Afghanistan. One star who clearly did not appreciate Tom’s comparison was Mark Wahlberg, who went off about the subject — without naming names — when he was asked about training to play a Navy SEAL in a new movie. “I don’t give a fuck what you did, you don’t do what these guys do,” Marky Mark (sorry) ranted. “If you sit there and say, ‘My job is as difficult as someone in the military,’ how fuckin’ dare you! While you sit in a makeup chair for two hours. I don’t give a shit if you’re getting your ass busted, you get to go home at the end of the day. You get to go to your hotel room, and you get to order your fucking chicken.” Damn straight. [The Stir]
  • Hell. Yes. Jon Gosselin, Taylor Armstrong (from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”) and Farrah Abraham have joined the fourth season cast of my favorite trainwreck of a reality show, “Couples Therapy.” [Celebuzz]
  • Joan Rivers called Jennifer Lawrence “arrogant” after the actress dissed E!’s “Fashion Police” in a recent interview. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • In Touch is trying to claim that Britney Spears and Robin Thicke hooked up. I dunno know if I believe that one. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Someone stole vintage nudie photos of Nicolas Cage and that shit is floating out there on the internet somewhere so WATCH OUT. [The Blemish]
  • On the perils of a seasonal significant other… [Nerve]
  • Alright, fellow “Notebook” fans — did you know these 16 facts about the most romantic movie of our time? [College Candy]
  • Sorry Jessica, but here are 10 reasons why pandas make lousy boyfriends. [Your Tango]
  • Pebbles was on Wendy Williams’ talk show this morning and said that she absolutely believes Chili from TLC slept with her then-husband, LA Reid, back in the day. [Hello Beautiful]