Scorpio (October 23-November 21): A dream-like period is going to begin and once your brain is entrenched in it, your heart will turn into a marshmallow. Yes, on one hand, gooey and delicious, but full of empty calories too. Not that it’s always is going to be this way, just don’t stuff this hotness into your mouth too fast. Otherwise, it’ll burn. Best to blow first, devour later.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You may not be able to see two feet in front of you, but it’ll hardly matter. You’ll be feeling compelled to move with life’s flow now, despite your need for security. There are tender issues to deal with and all your choices do bring great sacrifice. Of course, the one you’ll least regret is the one that makes you happy in those places you didn’t think existed. So, calm down and feel it.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Some tense, dark moments with friends are on the astral calendar for you. This could mean confronting someone or vice versa; a crazy exchange will happen out of the blue and have the power to change the nature of one of your closest relationships. Just be willing to go as deep as you have to, as its core is beautiful.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Promises made to you will come through and it’ll make you feel on top of the world. Go broke getting glam, because adding 10 times more glitz to your life will be just what you need to show and feel the magic you will possess. Plus, money luck will be superb, so don’t hesitate to go over the limit. Enjoy breaking through another glass ceiling.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Say “no” to foolish people. See them for what they’re worth and delete the negative energies in your life. If you must, have yourself a ritual, like sage your bedroom and give away tainted mementos. This is your time to take reality by the neck and choke it out. Fresh starts are going to happen on their own, so be smart and take the opportunity to be in charge now.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Financial issues are going to come to a head and heat things up — in that “it’s not that I win, it’s that you lose,” way. No matter, as it’s all a mind game; to get the stronger grip on it, let go of the last month and approach this week with a fresh perspective.. Power and leverage are there for the taking; don’t go half-assed into battle now.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Commitment is a natural occurrence and doesn’t have to be complicated. Don’t push the envelope with any drama, as balance now hangs by a thin thread and if you disturb it, it will topple over in the wrong way. Have a light touch towards love and embrace peace over nitpicking.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Delicate egos will be barking orders and you will have to be diplomatic with how you deal, because judgments are being made and all opinions of you, no matter how convoluted, are being taken seriously. No, not a fun week to have to fight to save your reputation, but if psychotics want to go there, you can go there too — and better.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Pick a side and stick with it. Otherwise, you will lose double the points for wavering. For now, just showing up is the best to deal with the uphill climb you’re facing now. Sure, there is a field of emotional landmines out there, but know you were also responsible for burying a few in there too. No matter, be brave enough to deactivate those bombs, rather than just avoiding them.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Everybody makes mistakes, but there are only so many you can stand before you have to see the obvious and declare that someone a loser. So, reenforce your zero tolerance for people with annoying habits that only make them look lowly. Sure, it’s egotistical, but if you weren’t so right, how else could you rule your world?
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Body language is all that you’ll need to understand those around you now. Words will be pointless, as they just won’t hold as much weight as what that certain someone’s eyes will say or what their hands are telling. Next time you see someone taking in a group that includes a few sexy others, look where their feet are pointing. Who they face is whom they are the most into.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Don’t hold onto delusions about your baby anymore; making anyone else the sacrificial chicken for your misgivings is going to hit you back twice as rough. Accept that laziness is your number one enemy and even if it feels forced, jump into action. Stir up the energy and cause a commotion. If you flap your wings long enough, who knows, you just might be able to fly away.