These #BadSex Scenes Will Make You Laugh, Cry, Cringe

These Bad Sex Scenes Will Make You Laugh, Cry Cringe

It’s that time of year again! Every year, The Literary Review announces its short list of nominees for what’s been dubbed “Britain’s Most Dreaded Literary Prize,” the Bad Sex Award. This special literary achievement is reserved for the crudest, most cringeworthy, most awkwardly written sex scenes in modern literature. Erotica is excluded, because that would be too easy. Obviously, the woman who writes all that dinosaur porn would have won. But since her description of triceratops peen is not in the running, we’ll have to consider phrases like “Often my flesh went so dry we would squeak like a rubber shoe-sole on linoleum tile” and “He dunked his amorous biscuit in her teacup of love.” Um, YES. Lucky for us, The Literary Review tweeted some teasers, which I’ve shared after the jump. I personally recommend doing a dramatic reading of them with your coworkers. That’s what’s happening over here at Frisky HQ. [Washington Post]

Bad Sex Awards
Bad Sex Awards
Bad Sex Awards
Bad Sex Awards

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