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Cher Has An Amazing Story About Salvador Dali, An Orgy, And A Vibrator

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This is a complicated story. So, Salvador [Dali] invited me and Francis Coppola and Sonny [Bono, her ex-husband] and my girlfriend Joey to dinner. And so we got to the apartment and they’d been having an orgy in the other room. People were in different stages of undress, but mostly dressed. They were staggering around and speaking French, just crazy, you know? So I have my hand on the chair and I see something in the crack, and it’s a beautiful, painted rubber fish. Just fabulous. It has this little remote-control handset, and I’m playing with it, and the tail is going back and forth, and I’m thinking it’s a child’s toy. So I said to Salvador: ‘This is really funny.’ And he said [she puts on a deep, comedy Spanish voice]: ‘It’s wonderful when you place it on your clitoris.’

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when Cher met the famous surrealist painter, Salvador Dali!  Are we surprised there involved an orgy and a vibrator shaped like a fish? No, no, we are not. Sadly, she did not keep the vibe.

After the jump, here’s Cher weighing in (of course) on Miley Cyrus’ sexual hijinks and actually disagreeing with Sinead O’Connor that Miss Cyrus is letting herself be a “prostitute” for the music industry.

Well, you’re talking to someone who’s done that kind of [sexual, boundary-pushing] stuff, and I never did anything I didn’t want to. I was pushing an envelope that I wanted to push. I felt that looking the way I wanted to look and doing what I wanted to do made me more empowered. Sinéad O’Connor has a very different sense of herself than Miley Cyrus, so I don’t think it’s as dire as people are warning. Women have always been sex objects, and that’s nothing new. They always will be. …  I don’t think the naked part is the problem. Unfortunately, what happens now is that kids are exposed to everything that’s too old for them. You know, since the Internet, since horrible PlayStation, you know, what’s the name of it? Hijack car … that car hijack thing? I think maybe that is worse than seeing Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball. Also, she’s trying to break the Disney stuff. When you make such an image, you have to hit it with a hammer. Or a sledgehammer!”

I think she means “Grand Theft Auto,” right?  Oh, Cher, I love you.

[Image of Cher via Getty; image of vibrator via Shutterstock]

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