Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller’s Hell-Raising Twins Are Moving Back In With Her — But Their Uncle Is In Charge

  • Brooke Mueller’s brother has been granted temporary guardianship of her ill-behaved twin sons with ex-husband Charlie Sheen. Sheen’s other ex, Denise Richards, had been taking care of little Bob and Max since Mueller lost the kids following her drug arrest is May. This week, Richards said she could no longer care for the boys because their violent and disruptive behavior was hurting her three daughters. [Wonderwall]
  • And apparently Scott Mueller and the boys will be moving into Brooke Mueller’s house during the guardianship. So she kinda gets custody back, I guess? Oh and Scott Mueller has has allegedly asked for $55K — per month! — in child support from Sheen. Those little hellraisers are kinda cash cows for their uncle, huh? [Daily Mail UK]
  • Sir Patrick Stewart stopped by “The Daily Show” last night and explained how he ended up being a lobster for Halloween. [The Atlantic Wire]
  • Bypass Borders and Barnes & Noble this holiday season — here are 45 indie bookstores to shop at instead. [Flavorwire]
  • Miami Dolphins player Jonathan Martin alleges he endured a “malicious physical attack” at the hands of unnamed teammates before he quit the team because of the bullying. [ABC News]
  • On last night’s new episode of “Inside the Actor’s Studio” featuring the cast of “Arrested Development,” Portia de Rossi talked about the first time she officially “stepped out” as a lesbian with then-girlfriend (now-wife) Ellen Degeneres on her arm. [Us Weekly]
  • Jennifer Lawrence chopped off her locks into a slightly Kate Gosselin-esque pixie cut because her hair was “fried” and “couldn’t get any uglier.” We doubt that. [E! Online]
  • Beyonce FaceTimed with a fan during her concert because she’s the best. [Celebuzz]